. . . 30/APR/2020
— text messages to: "unlikely mates" group chat
members:
- niccolo (me)
- jordy
- timothée
jordy:
*sends attachment*
jordy:
this is us!
timothée
I thought this group chat was officially done
timothée
how do I leave the message group?
timothée
also why do you always have to send us memes that are in no way relatable, Jordan?
jordy
well forgive me for misinterpreting our relationship
jordy
I thought we had something special >:(
me
Jordan
me
I would love to meet you one day but I feel like for now we are mere acquaintances
jordy
Oh
timothée
Yeah
jordy
what if we FaceTime?
jordy
I'm bored
me
Ffs
timothée
Jordan seriously?!
timothée
don't you have real friends?
timothée
Like your teammates?
jordy
well I would but all of my friends are playing at the moment and I'm injured.
jordy
and normally Jaidyn would hang out with me because he's not playing good enough at the moment so he's on the sidelines
me
but he's here
jordy
but he's in Italy
jordy
haha jinx
timothée
wait you mean to tell me that Jaidyn is in Italy?!
timothée
and Jordan you didn't think to tell us?
jordy
well excuse me
jordy
but didn't you just say you practically didn't want to hear from me?
jordy
and now you're wanting my information
jordy
no
jordy
Jordan de goey ain't no whore
me
You're an idiot.
me
Yesterday Bella and her friends went shopping for the dance we're having
jordy
lmao a dance?
jordy
what kind of "kissing booth" shit is this
me
anyway
me
they ran into Jaidyn who must have found out where they were bc of their snap maps or something.
timothée
creep
me
then he basically told her he loved her and begged her to come home with him, got angry and I stepped in and he left
timothée
wow
timothée
is bella okay?
me
yeah I think so, we're watching something on Netflix now and she just got a call from her friend Ludo so I'm waiting for her to come back
timothée
oooooh
timothée
Netflix
jordy
so it's like that 😏😏😏
me
are you guys not concerned that Jaidyn is still in fucking Italy probably waiting to repeat the scene that happened yesterday
jordy
forget that this is more interesting
timothée
no Niccolò's right
me
hold on I'll just go to the bathroom
jordy
ok so basically last week Jaidyn said that he booked return flights
timothée
how is this information useful to us NOW?!
jordy
sorry! It's hard being friends with the enemy and the enemy of my friend
jordy
wait does that make sense?
timothée
why are we the enemy
jordy
idk Jaidyn hates you both but doesn't talk about you as a collective
jordy
I almost let it slip we had a trio chat
timothée
ok jordy
timothée
you know this chat is solely to help bella get rid of Jaidyn
timothée
wait what do you mean almost let it slip
jordy
He was bragging about having a group chat with Bella's friends here in Melbourne
jordy
which I thought was sus
jordy
and I got a big annoyed so I said
jordy
"Mate you have no idea who I have a group chat with"
timothée
oh no
jordy
and he looked so confused and asked who
jordy
and I forgot it was a secret so I nervously said "Christian Ronaldo and his best friend"
timothée
you're an idiot
me
wtf you guys
me
Are you serious
timothée
what's you're problem?
jordy
honestly niccolo im receiving a lot of judgement from you
me
It's isabella you fucking idiots
me
I've seen everything
me
what the hell is wrong with you?
jordy
ok the real question is
jordy
why doesn't niccolo have a fucking phone password
timothée
how long does he take a shit for
. . .
lmao she had to find out
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