₊˚⑅‧ ʚ❀ɞ ‧⑅˚₊
[𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿.]
‧⑅˚₊ʚ❀ɞ ₊˚⑅‧
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Kidnapper: ❝We have your child.❞
Dream: ❝I don't have a child?❞
Kidnapper: ❝Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwhich?❞
Dream: ❝Oh, god. You have Sapnap.❞
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Sapnap: ❝I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.❞
Y/u/n: ❝And you came to me?❞
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Sapnap: ❝A theif.❞
Y/u/n: ❝A thief?❞
Sapnap: ❝Theif.❞
Y/u/n: ❝I before E except after C.❞
Sapnap: ❝Thceif.❞
Y/u/n: ❝No.❞
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Y/u/n: ❝That is a nice ass shirt!❞
GeorgeNotFound: ❝Thank you, but, to be honest, it's called "pants" not an "ass shirt."❞
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𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙮 , dreamteam×reader [1]
FanfictionE D I T I N G....✍️ ❝𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨?❞ Blinking my eyes from the glare. I soak in my surroundings, everywhere I looked there were trees, grass, and animals. I begin to subconsciously walk around feeling less secure as I m...