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Diluc:
Diluc: Omoshiroi
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Player: omg Genshin is so cool it even has environmental interactions
Rain during the cooking showdown quest: Hahahaha I know right
Player: Hello darkness my old friend
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Little Liu: Need Vision, have power
Little Liu: No vision say byebye to hero dreams
MC: But I can control the elements-
Little Liu:
Little Liu: N o
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Lisa climbing:
Lisa's VA using Lisa: Don't let out such lewd sounds oml
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Player: i'm so unlucky huhu- I have no 5*
MC: Am I a joke to you
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Barbara: Healing for everyone!
Barbara:
Player: Wait that's not your line-
(Hdhfhs pls be my friend if you got this one XD)
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Razor:
Razor: Hit sniff to determine whether target hostile or friend
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Player seeing dog: cmere, lemme pet
Dog:
Player: what the fuck why can't I pet you, what is this disappointment-
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Starbucks: So what size would you like?
Person: A Venti, please.
Venti: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Bank in Liyue:
Player: I heard treasure was held here
Player: moneymoneymoneymoney
Upgrades: Yes that is all for me ;D
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No one:
Timmie: The pigeons KSJXJDHSHHSH
Timmie: what If they don't come back? Just like my dad...
Player: *proceeds to turn the birds into fowl*
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Jean: Master Diluc
Diluc: ????????
Jean: oh shi
Diluc simps that ships the two: I can't decide if I want you to marry me, or you to marry her! (╥﹏╥)
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Enemy slime approaching:
BG music: FITE LIKE YOU'RE BEING CHASED DOWN BY 1000 RUIN GUARDS! FITE FITE FITE!
┻━┻ ヘ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰)
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Everyone: Abyss Mage
Klee: Mr. Fluffball!!
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Cryo abyss mage: Prepare for trouble
Water abyss mage: make it double
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Xingqiu reading:
Paimon: AKDJHDHWHDHSH NOTICE ME
Paimon: D:<
Paimon: ok now I call you Guhua Geek!
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Smol A/N
Hullo guyss, tis Kei here! (≧▽≦)
Just wanna ramble about a few things, ok ok so like first things first
I enjoy reading y'all's comments, they have me wheezing LMAO
Also, screams in I want klee so badly because loli with elf ears but AAAAA I has no primogems sobsob
YOU ARE READING
- Genshin Impact - Paimon is not emergency food
FanfictionFollow Paimon on her endeavor to avoid becoming the MC's emergency food. --- HEADCANONS, ONESHOTS, INCORRECTS, CRACKFICS (requests & ideas for any of them are well appreciated <3) Notice: Genshin Impact and the characters are all by MiHoYo !
