Paimon: you dare say it one more ti-
MC: haha emergency food
Paimon: [pulls uno reverse card and eats MC] :)
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Hydro fatui skirmisher: I exist to make you suffer.
A second hydro fatui skirmisher: Did you know we sell coffins?
Both the skirmishers: ah yes, business is booming.
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Qiqi:
Klee:
Diona:
Childe: support
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Solo gamers:
Genshin impact: here are tuff quests and things you can't do unless on co-op!
Solo gamers:
Solo gamers: it's fine. It's always like this. Haha.
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Qiqi: Adepti beast make best mommy milk
MC: Who knew there was something even worst than telling a hopeful child that Santa doesn't exist...
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Zhongli shopping:
MC: You brought Mora this time, right?
Zhongli: It appears I forgot to consi-
MC: Aight I'll go get Childe. Bish I'm broke if you think I got Mora to pay for you.
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Nobody:
Childe: hahaHAHAHAHHahHHa
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Kaeya: Here's your meal.
MC: where's the meal?
Paimon: ohno ohno!
Kaeya: I put the me in meal
MC & Paimon: [Visible concern]
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Player farming oceanid for cleansing heart: [sobbing] I'll do this again and again just for you, my hydro children...
Oceanid: stop! We're just hurting each other. (ب_ب)
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Player after grinding and realizing they don't have enough resin to collect the rewards: Sometimes I'm mad at the game devs,
Player: But... I'm also mad at myself.
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Some newbie gacha game players: MUST DO THE REROLL TILL GET MANY 5*
Regular gacha game players: haha ok this gucci [got 1-no 5*]
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Fatui:
MC:
MC: No.
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Diluc: [sees Kaeya wearing a toilet seat around his head]
Diluc: I do not know who this person is.
Kaeya: Grandfather once told me it would bring good fortune.
Diluc:... Didn't it cross your mind that maybe he was messing with you?
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YOU ARE READING
- Genshin Impact - Paimon is not emergency food
FanfictionFollow Paimon on her endeavor to avoid becoming the MC's emergency food. --- HEADCANONS, ONESHOTS, INCORRECTS, CRACKFICS (requests & ideas for any of them are well appreciated <3) Notice: Genshin Impact and the characters are all by MiHoYo !
