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in this you and mattia are best friends!

big boi mattia

well here i am, what are your 2 other wishes?

food

&

a car

there's something wrong with my phone

and that is?

it doesn't have your number in it 😏

then how the fuck you texting me bruh

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put 'U' and 'I' together

okay

okay

okay

now your talking

are you a parking ticket?

what?

no

cause you've got FINE written all over you

and so have you bb

it's a good thing i got my library card
because i'm totally checking you out

and i'm definitely checking you out, beautiful

are you a time traveler?

cause i can definitely see you in my future 😉 😏

heard it before pretty girl

can i follow you right now ?

cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

know that one too

life without you is like a broken pencil

pointless

heard it as well

oml

is there any you haven't heard?

idk

wait

i got one for you

go ahead

are you an elevator?

because i could go up and down you all the time

o-

👁👄👁

i-

i'm peanut butter

you're the jelly

let's have sex

like right now?

yes

alright then

see you soon

see you soon , beautiful 😏

and there you have it.

y/n and mattia did stuff that night that will go down in history.

also i'm going to focus on this book other than my kai and ale imagines books for now so i can spend my time on each one of them.

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