Eddsworld Boyfriend Scenarios

Inside jokes (with storys)

Edd-
"Hey babe? What is— SSSDDHSHHEIS— THIS?"
Story to this, you were changing and Edd forgot to knock before walking in. He was asking about a thing he found and it went like this

"Hey babe? What is— SSSDDHSHHEIS—" he slams the door closed and yells "THIS?"

It was funny, and now you mimic it time to time

Tom-
"BBQ SAOCE"

Story behind it, Tom said barbecue sauce incorrectly, and said "BBQ saoce— what"

And now you two joke about it.

Matt-

"FUCK, MY MIRROR— o hai Mirror"

He broke his mirror, and then he saw Mirror, the baby python.

He had sat on it (no enough to stay himself with the glass) and it broke, cracking up and down, left and right. So he yelled out "FUCK, MY MIRROR" and then Mirror popped his head up from his cage, causing Matt to impulsively go "o hai Mirror—"

And now y'all laugh at it.

Tord-

"blodig kuk— wait the fuck I meant to say hell—"

You said it— you were practicing some Norwegian when you got a paper cut, and you went to say "svarte helvete" which is 'Bloody hell' BUT INSTEAD YOU SAID "Blofig kok—"
WHICH IS 'bloody cock' AND SOMEHOW TORD WAS BEHIND YOU—

Now he teases you about it—

Pau and Pat-

"Mother fucking— MISREDILLOW—"

That was Pau, He wasn't paying attention and stubbed his toe, and all the pets ran in when he hissed. He was in the mist of saying "mother fucking— that hurt" but the pets scared him and he just yells out "MISREDILLOW—"

Now it's a nickname you call all of them