female prisoners x male reader(therapist)

funny chapter

Hey y'all. I know your yelling at me for updates and all but we all know how that goes. But I decided to give you guys some laughs so one of y'all done eventually find me and throw me in a dark room and make me do another chapter. So here's a funny chapter.

Y:"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!"

Sarah:"COME BACK HERE"

Y:"FUCK YOU, YOU BLOATED COW!"

Sarah:"THOSE ARE MY FUCKING DONUTS"

Y:"NOT ANYMORE BALLOON TITS!"

Sarah:"THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?"

Y:"IMPLANTS!!"

and that's how we died

Another universe

Y:"so let me get this straight. We are in a state that doesn't like guns right?"

Katherine:"yeah."

Y:"a state that is so stupid that they locked up a woman with a handgun, who was acting in self defense."

Katherine:"mhm"

Y:"but they let you have a fully automatic weapon, which is illegal to have, and they let you carry it all day around the prison."

Katherine:"well yeah"

Y:"how the fuck is that right"

Katherine:"i don't know. But if they gave you a fully automatic weapon in a no gun state would you complain much?"

Y:"fair point"

Yet another universe

Jennifer:"should we really be doing this"

Vanessa:"its fine I do it all the time"

Jennifer:"but what if we get caught"

Vanessa:"we wo-"

Rachel:"ahem."

Vanessa and Alba:"..."

Rachel:"you got one chance to explain"

Vanessa:"uh, my sister is having boyfriend troubles?"

Rachel:"even more of a reason to keep you inside"

Vanessa:"fuck. Well I tried"

Rachel:"now you Jennifer"

Jennifer:"uh..... petting zoo?"

Rachel:".....can I come?"

Jennifer:"sure"

Vanessa:"THIS IS BULLSHIT"

Rachel:"shut it you homicidal succubus, we got goats to pet"