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Chapter 4: Victoria's Secret

Sihyeon was having an average day, with about nothing to do. She checked her phone, hoping to find a message from someone – oh god, anyone! And with zero notifications displayed on her screen, she plopped back on her bed, saying, "Whoa whoa, look how popular I am!"

Right at that moment, her phone buzzed with a notification. She hastily grabbed it and checked it, and it turned out to be a reminder from an online shopping app about a sale. She clicked on it, and scrolled through the pages to find something worthwhile, or perhaps just to cure her boredom, and that's when a genius idea clicked in her head.

She went to the lingerie section, and choosing a pricey silk Victoria's Secret lingerie, she screenshotted it and sent it to Jiwon, captioning it with 'buy me this bish', and laughing already at the reaction she was going to receive.

However, this big-brained human did not realize that she had sent it to the wrong person on the wrong app.

And realization struck her when she was exiting the app and the bubble showed:

Are you sure you want to exit Daddy Material? 
Yes/No

"OH, MY GOD!" she yelled, jumping out of the bed and gaping at the screen because of her stupidity, "NOOOOO!"

And the phone buzzed again with a notification – this time from a person – but she was petrified. Tentatively, she opened the chatroom with LonelyBoi; the one she had accidentally shared the picture with.

And gosh, the caption too.

LonelyBoi: I told you already, I like lace

Sihyeon felt her face getting hotter in embarrassment.

CrushMePapi: I'M SO EFFING SORRY I MEANT TO SEND IT TO MY BFF

LonelyBoi: how naughty

CrushMePapi: ew cringe

CrushMePapi: I really wanna choke on a rope

LonelyBoi: I have better things to make you choke on

CrushMePapi: *blocked muted reported canceled*

LonelyBoi: eh whatever, you're missing out on paradise

CrushMePapi: oh please! I'd rather stab myself with a fork than scream PETER while doing the deed

LonelyBoi: oof :(

LonelyBoi: but that's victoria's secret riii?

CrushMePapi: ....yea

LonelyBoi: I like their lace collection better

CrushMePapi: wtf

LonelyBoi: what

CrushMePapi: for a man, you have a lot of knowledge about lingerie

CrushMePapi: or are you a girl who's been fooling me all this time

LonelyBoi: you won't believe who I am even if I tell you

CrushMePapi: SO YOU ARE PETER PARKER????

Sihyeon sighed in relief. She had been quite successful in changing the subject of their talks before she could get more humiliated.

LonelyBoi: NO

CrushMePapi: SO PETER PAN?

LonelyBoi: NO

LonelyBoi: sigh

CrushMePapi: sigh indeed

CrushMePapi: who are you bro

LonelyBoi: don't freak out when I say this

LonelyBoi: but I'm Han Jisung from Stray Kids

CrushMePapi: yeah and I'm Kim Taehyung from BTS

LonelyBoi: I'm serious

CrushMePapi: but you just said that you're Han Jisung

LonelyBoi: .......

CrushMePapi: okay sorry that was bad

LonelyBoi: but I really am Han

CrushMePapi: please! Stray Kids are my ults

CrushMePapi: I would know it if Han Jisung was talking to me

LonelyBoi: PEAK CLOWNERY

CrushMePapi: sit down, clown

LonelyBoi: your loss ;)

(a/n: I'm writing down a few chapters late at night because my exams are starting in two days and I don't want to keep you all content deprived. I hope you liked this chapter!

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