Requested by @TanoReborn, hope you like it
the Bar 79's was packed with Clones, of course. at the Bar, drinking shots was the iconic Clone Trio, Fives, Echo and Roland (Roland is one of my OC's wanted to add him). all 3 of them were having a drinking contest when a 19 year old Togruta Female with Purple Skin, White and Green Lekku and Montrals walks in. she had 4 Lekku instead of 3, which was a rarity for her species. Roland is the first to notice her
Roland: AY! AY IS UH, what's her face um...
Echo: its Natalie Man Y u stoopid?
Roland: AY! YOUR THE STUPID ONE
Echo: FITE ME CUNT
Roland: I FUKKIN WILL
Fives: both a you shut ur mouths
Natalie walks over to the 3 Clones. just as she does, Roland and Echo start fighting
Fives: those bloody
Natalie: Fives why are you drinking again?
Fives: It- Iz funz
Natalie: its bad tho
Fives: why is drunk bad
Natalie: I... Actually don't know. Mum always said it was bad but never said why
Fives: well let me show y it good sit down I get u drink
Natalie shrugs and sits down as Fives orders her a drink
Fives: and THAT Is Why YoU WanNA DrUNk oftEN
Natalie: I- I- I- I sEE. fUNz
Fives: hey wo- WoULd'nT it be lIKe... CrAZy if we MAde out RiGHt Now?
Natalie: YEah that- tha- that would be InSANE
Fives: sh-sh-should WE?
Natalie: yeah lez- lez do it
Fives and Natalie then get into an insanely drunk make out session. true fact is, they both secretly harbored feelings for each other, but never admitted it. now the drunkenness was getting it out of em. while they were kissing sloppily, some random dude walked in with a blaster. he walked up to the bar and aimed it at the bartender
Guy: GIMME UR MONEY-
he was cut off by a bullet flying into his head. he then drops dead and Fiend is standing there. he looks at the reader, or more specifically, TanoReborn
Fiend: yes I'm here. why? cuz I wanna be
he then sees Natalie and Fives making out
Fiend: ah. I need to make a call
he then pulls out his phone and calls someone
Fiend: Ahsoka? yeah is me. Natalie and Fives are drunk. yes they're making out. bring them back? yes ma'am
he hands up and picks up the drunken peoples. Natalie and Fives are so into it, they don't even notice
Natalie and Fives both wake up in different chairs. standing over them is Ahsoka. Natalie grabs her head
Natalie: ugh... what happened?
Ahsoka: you both got drunk and started kissing at 79's
both of their faces turn red at the mention of "kissing". Ahsoka, noticing this chuckled
Ahsoka: alright I'm off. have fun lovebirds
she then walks out of the room laughing. Natalie and Fives look at each other
Fives: so... you?
Natalie: yeah... you?
Fives: for awhile now, yeah
both of them look down. Natalie then looks back over at Fives
Natalie: you know... we could always continue where we left off
Fives looks at Natalie, before smiling
Fives: ladies first-
Natalie cuts him off by smashing her lips onto his. they then get into a proper make out session, with Echo and Roland in the background, recording the whole thing
Roland: this is priceless
Echo: I'm gunna put it on the Holo-Net when we're done
Roland: do it
Echo: I will
Natalie: ehem
Roland and Echo look at Natalie and Fives, who both held DC-17's in their hands, aimed at the 2 Mischievous Clones
Roland: welp. we're dead
Echo: it was nice knowing you Roland
Echo then runs off, leaving Roland standing there
Roland: why you little! GET BACK HERE!!!
Roland chases after him. Natalie and Fives look at each other
Natalie: first date, chasing troublemakers
Fives: sounds like fun
Natalie then runs after Roland, with Fives hot on her Lekku (because they are head tails. bad pun I know)
well. that was interesting. 1 word to sum this up? Randomness
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