Randomness (made purely out of boredom)

Meet the Fiend

A lone Warthog is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of an Elite Zealot sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head

Fiend: Boom. Headshot

MEET THE FIEND

Fiend: out of all the things I do when working, the thing I love the most is sniping

he takes a right turn

Fiend: I'll be honest It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-

Cuts to a shot of Fiend polishing his Sniper Rifle. There are three photographs on his bedside table of a Covenant Diplomat, A CIS Diplomat, and a Deadly CIS Warrior - the Diplomats are crossed off, but the Warrior is not

Fiend: -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead

Fiend grabs the picture of the Warrior and walks off. Scene cuts to view inside Fiend's scope. Fiend headshots the Warrior from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the bottle of the Drunken idiot behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his one eye. The guy flails around, takes out a Grenade Launcher he shouldn't have had, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion

Fiend: Ooh

Cut to Fiend talking on a pay phone

Fiend: Uncle? Unc, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", Unc, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!

Back to Fiend in the Warthog

Fiend: I'll be honest with ya: my Uncle does not care for it

Cut to Fiend climbing a tall tower to get a vantage point to snipe. he now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot

Fiend: I think his mate saw me

A bullet ricochets off the ledge under him

Fiend: Yes, yes he did!

Fiend takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower. Cut to a time-lapse image of Fiend waiting for a shot. Several cans of Monster Energy at his side, as he drinks them and waits. As the sun starts to set, Fiend takes the shot

Fiend backstabs an Elite through the chest with his Energy Sword then slides him off the Blade with a feeling of satisfaction

Fiend: Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?

Cut back to the Warthog

Fiend: Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with an Xbox 360. Professionals have standards

Fiend flips off the dead Elite

Fiend: Be polite

Fiend headshots a Grunt, a B1 Battle Droid, and a Bruta, blowing the last's head clean off

Fiend: Be efficient

Slow-motion shot of Fiend reloading his rifle

Fiend: Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Fiend fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out

Cut back to the pay phone

Fiend: Unc.... Unc p-, yeah - put Aunt on the phone!

bored so here is Meet the Sniper but its Fiend. the og:

I go now bye bye