Discord Chat #2: Don't mess with Tex

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Fiend has added Church, Vile and Ahsoka to the group

Fiend: I'm scared

Ahsoka: what happened this time?

Fiend: I accidentally hit Tex

Church: well your dead

Church: *you're

Vile: I would try to help you Sir but I'm tracking down Roland and Echo with Fives so we can beat em up

Fiend: guys plz halp

Ahsoka: I would but Tex would just kick my ass. the Death Battle book already proved that

Church: sorry Fiend, you're on your own

Fiend: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalp

Ahsoka: sorry

Fiend: SHIT SHE FOUND ME!!

Ahsoka: oh god I can hear him screaming from the other room

Vile: that is loud how hard is she hitting him?

Church: must be hitting him in the balls. you know how Tex loves her groin shots

Ahsoka: that's gotta hurt

Vile: trust me Commander, you have no idea

Church: is he still screaming?

Ahsoka: yep

Vile: Tex must be really pissed off

Ahsoka: ok the screaming stopped

Fiend: I hate you all

Church: aww, we all hate you too

Ahsoka: I don't

Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Church: Tucker, how did you get in!?

Tucker: Fiend added me before the rest of you

Ahsoka: why did you say Bow Chicka Bow Wow?

Tucker: I think you know why

Vile: what does he mean Commander?

Ahsoka: uh... gotta go!

Ahsoka has left the group

Tucker: I think we all know what just went down

Fiend: yep. no need to talk about it though

Vile: yeah...

Fiend: OH GOD SHE HAS A HAMMER NOW!!!

Church: FIEND FUCKING RUN!!!

Fiend: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?!?!?

Fiend has left the group

Church: well then. guess Fiend's dead

Vile: I'll go get Kix

Vile had left the group

Church: guess it's just us now Tucker

Tucker: Slayer?

Church: sure why not

bored so here's another thing. TL;DR



dont mess with Tex

Randomness (made purely out of boredom)जहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें