Grif: Hi. I'm Dexter Grif from the not so popular Wattpad book, The Legacy of Fiend-205
Church: and I'm Leonard Church, also from the thing
Grif: and today, we're here to talk to you about how to write a good thing. whether it be a Web Series, like Red vs Blue, a Movie, like Revenge of the Sith, or a Wattpad book, like the one you're reading right now
Church: first of all, we're going to talk about the differences between a good character, and a bad character. to help us out, we've invited someone who was on both sides of this spectrum. readers, please welcome, Ahsoka Tano
Ahsoka walks in side left
Ahsoka: hey guys. good to be here
Grif: first of all, we all know how Ahsoka started off
Church: yeah she was one of the most hated characters. even more hated than Rey Palpatine is at this moment
Grif: Anakin's nickname for Ahsoka, which is Snips, completely defines her character. but to give you a more defined definition, she was cocky, arrogant, took risks, basically Tony Stark but a teenager, an alien, and a girl
Church: she was also pretty obnoxious in the beginning as well. but, as we all know, that changed fast
Grif: the way Dave Filoni developed her character makes her growth rival some of our Red vs Blue Characters, like Carolina
Church: and she kinda ripped me off with the whole multiple deaths thing
Ahsoka: what?
Church: what?
Church and Ahsoka look at each other as an awkward silence occurs
Grif: yeah you two can deal with this on your own, I'm just going to find someone to continue the PSA with
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cut to the hanger of the Paris-Class Frigate "The Loner Eagle", where Grif and Fiend are standing
Grif: alright readers, to continue this PSA, I have flown out of Blood Gulch and all the way to Fiend's Frigate to continue with said Spartan
Fiend: sup Readers, I'm Fiend from the not so popular Wattpad book "The Legacy of Fiend-205"
Grif: so we've demonstrated good character development from Ahsoka, now lets discuss bad character development with the new big bad of Red vs Blue, Zero
(for you non RvB Fans, this is Zero)
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Zero then randomly appears
Zero: hello Readers
Fiend: Zero, unfortunately, had TERRIBLE Character Development
Grif: its so bad, it makes the Star Wars Sequels' plot look somewhat decent
Rey then appears out of nowhere
Rey: THAT MAKES ME A GOOD CHARACTER-
Fiend pulls out his M6D and shoots Rey right in her stupid face
Fiend: now, for me, I saw a lot of potential in Zero. but, thanks to the new episodes of RvB Zero, his reasons for doing all the shit that he is really unnecessary
Zero: I will admit, my reasons are bad, but it wasn't my fault, it was the writers
Grif: yeah thats all we needed you her for Zero, get out
Zero randomly disappears
Fiend: now that we've discussed Character Development, lets discuss what makes a story a good story
Grif: our first example? Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 7
Fiend: or, more specifically, the Siege of Mandalore
Grif: some have said that the Siege of Mandalore is the best Clone Wars arc of all time. and I, for one, Agree
Fiend: the Siege of Mandalore wasn't my favorite arc, but it was an amazing story. certainly way better than our bad story example. which will be Halo 5: Guardians
Grif: just you saying its name makes me cringe
Fiend: the Siege of Mandalore is one of the best stories to come out of Disney as a whole since Avengers: Endgame
Grif: while Halo 5 on the other hand, had terrible story telling coming off of the arguably good story, Halo 4
Fiend: in Halo 4, Cortana sacrificed her life and Chief basically retired. yet, in Halo 5, Cortana is ALIVE, as well as being EVIL, and Chief is NOT Retired and is, in fact, doing missions NON STOP
Grif: Fiend, we get the point
Fiend then proceeds to start breaking literally everything in the background
Grif: OKOKOK READERS SO CLONE WARS SEASON 7 GOOD HALO 5 BAD. GOTTA RUN!!!
