HOLY SHIT CATS

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I am running out of idea's so here's another TomSka edit

Fiend and Ahsoka are sitting on a sofa in a room. Fiend looks at Ahsoka

Fiend: Ahsoka

Ahsoka looks at Fiend

Fiend: I think... I think I love- Cats?

Ahsoka: huh?

a cat then enters the room

Fiend: they're here

Fiend and Ahsoka quickly jump behind the sofa as the cat fires a blue laser from its eyes I assume. Ahsoka takes off her shirt, revealing combat clothing under it

Ahsoka: how did they find us!?

Fiend: I don't know! you reset the anti-cat hard drive matrix, right?

Fiend grabs the Halo CE Magnum, ducks out of cover and shoots the cat before going back behind cover

Ahsoka: ummm....

Fiend gets up, now wearing his Mark VI MJOLNIR Armor

Fiend: DAMNIT, AHSOKA!

Fiend helps Ahsoka up and they run down a set of stairs, Fiend looking back and shooting more cats with his Magnum

Fiend: GO!

Ahsoka runs down the stairs and runs behind cover, Fiend then runs down to a different set of cover

Fiend: they must have found a way through the Astro Cat Space Hull!!

Fiend throws Ahsoka a Needler, and she catches it

Ahsoka: that makes PERFECT sense!!

Ahsoka then shoots at a cat

Fiend: Perhaps they reversed the polarity-

Ahsoka: Also you are attractive!

Fiend: I know!

Fiend pulls out a Plasma Rifle

Fiend: but now is not the time!

Fiend and Ahsoka shoot more cats before making it to the door

Fiend: you have to leave!!

Ahsoka: but what about you?!

Fiend takes a few steps towards Ahsoka

Fiend: there's something I never told you about me... I'm...

Fiend then puts shades over his Helmet Visor

Fiend: A BOMB

Ahsoka puts a hand on her cheek

Fiend: NOW GO!

Ahsoka: I'll never forget you

Ahsoka then walks out of the building and closes the door. Fiend turns to the cats, which are advancing slowly

Fiend: COME AT ME YOU PUSSY MOTHERF-

Fiend then explodes, killing the cats and destroying the building. Ahsoka looks at the building before saying

Ahsoka: I'm pregnant

the camera pans showing Fiend holding a script and TanoReborn holding a camera

Fiend: I was really drunk when I wrote this film

I am running out of ideas help please

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