Ezra runs to the side of the Sith Temple
Ezra: Kanan! Ahsoka! Maul tricked us! this temple's a weapon!
Ezra stops when a light emits over his body. he looks up and sees Vader riding his TIE Advanced down to the temple
Vader: dun dun dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun dun
Vader hops off of his Fighter as Ezra ignites his Lightsaber
Vader: you have unlocked the secret of the temple, how did you accomplish this?
Ezra: you're smart! figure it out!
Vader: well of course I'm smart! I created C-3PO! I have done so much for this galaxy and I only get seen as a dictator like what the hell man
Vader and Ezra parry a few blows before Vader continues
Vader: you know what it doesn't matter, the power of the temple will soon serve the Emperor
Ezra: I don't fear you
Vader: well you should! I'm Darth Vader bitch
Vader and Ezra parry a few more blows before Vader destroys Ezra's saber, sending him down
Vader: see I told you. VICTORY, SHALL BE MINE!!!
Vader goes to strike down Ezra, when
Ahsoka: oh I don't think so
Vader turns around and see's Ahsoka standing there, both sabers in hand
Vader: I was told you would be here. our long awaited meeting has come at last and can I just say you look fabulous!
Ahsoka responds, ignoring Vader's last comment
Ahsoka: I'm glad I gave you something to look forward to
Vader retracts his saber
Vader: we don't need to be enemies you know. if you reveal the location of any remaining Jedi we could be like best pals. I need a new best friend after what Tarkin did the other day
cutaway
Vader walks into a room and see's Tarkin eating a burrito
Vader: TARKIN!! THAT WAS MY BURRITO WHAT THE DEUCE!?
Tarkin: oh Lord Vader I... uh....
Vader: DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!! DAMN YOU TO THE DARKEST PITS OF EXEGOL!!!
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Ahsoka: there are no Jedi. you and your inquisitors have seen to that
Vader looks down at Ezra, then back to Ahsoka
Vader: I mean, this child is a Jedi. that Kanan dude is a Jedi. quit lying bitch
Ahsoka quickly changes the subject
Ahsoka: I was beginning to think I knew who you were, behind that mask, but its impossible. my master could NEVER, be as vile as you
Vader: oh yeah so um... I don't know how to tell you this Ahsoka but um... yeah Anakin Skywalker is dead. yep, I killed him. killed him right in front of Obi-Wan he was like: NO ANAKIN! and he was all: OH MASTER HE'S KILLED ME and I was like: BOOM YOU ARE DEAD!! it was awesome you should have seen it
Ahsoka: you killed him!?
Vader: yes Ahsoka I just said that weren't you paying attention?
Ahsoka closes her eyes, before opening them
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