yes I know Christmas was 2 days ago (or yesterday for others) but I wanted to do this because I am B O R E D A S F U-
December 25th, 2554
2:10 AM
Fiend was in his workshop, making something when it blows up in his face, knocking off his right arm
Fiend: FUCK!
Fiend then grabs another Robot Arm and puts it on
Fiend: that's the 5th arm this week
Fiend sighs, pulls out a can of Monster Energy and drinks it through his helmet. don't ask how, because we don't know. Fiend gets a call and he picks up
Fiend: hello. yeah. now? understood sir
Fiend puts his hands on the table and sighed deeply. he had just been ordered by Lord Hood to attack a Storm Covenant base. apparently, they were in possession of a giant Kyber Crystal, and were going to use it to create a drill to start digging for more Forerunner tech. he grabs his Shotgun and walks out of his workshop. he walks into the hanger and hops into his YSS-1000 Sabre
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(thats the Sabre)
Timeskip (4:20 AM)
Fiend lands on the Planet Ilum, the planet where Jedi Younglings go to get their Crystals to create their Lightsabers. he thought it was fitting that he was killing Covies on a snowy planet on Christmas Day (despite the fact that it doesn't snow in Australia). he hops out of the Sabre and is greeted by 3 Zealot Class Elites
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(Storm Zealot)
Zealot 1: DEMON!!
the Zealots start shooting at Fiend, but he quickly blasts them with his Shotgun. he reloads and runs to the caves and sees the giant Crystal, being guarded by some more Zealots, along with Jul 'Mdama himself
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(Jul)
Jul looks at Fiend
Jul: Kill the Demon
the Zealots open fire on Fiend, who quickly slides behind cover. he puts his shotgun on his back, grabs 2 Plasma Rifles that were on the ground, jumps out of cover and shoots the Zealots. the Zealots shields drop and they die a few seconds later. Jul, seeing this is a failure, pulls out his Plasma Pistol and shoots an overcharged shot at the Kyber Crystal before running off. the Crystal then starts going mental, and will explode any second. Fiend, knowing what to do, places the Plasma Rifles on his hips, runs up to the Crystal, places his hands on it and starts absorbing the power. with Fiend's strong connection to the Dark Side of the force, he accidentally makes the giant Crystal bleed, turning it Blood Red. all this did was make Fiend's job easier, and after a minute, the Blood Red Crystal turns gray, and it dies. unfortunately, Fiend was now bound to blow if he didn't exert the energy. he quickly ran outside and exerted the energy into the sky in the form of Blood Red Force Lightning (similar to The Son's Lightning but more Red). after finishing, he drops to his knee and breathes heavily
Fiend: another day in the life of Fiend
he gets up and limps back to his Sabre. he opens the hatch, hops into it and closes the hatch. he then flies out of Ilum's atmosphere to see a CAS-Class Assault Carrier making a SlipSpace jump away from the Sacred Jedi Planet. Fiend sighs in relief before heading back to Coruscant
Timeskip (7:43 AM)
Ahsoka wakes up, feeling good about the day. I mean, it was Christmas Morning. who isn't happy on Christmas Morning? she gets out of bed and gets dressed in her usual attire (Season 3). she walked out of her room and headed straight to Fiend's room. she walks in and sees Fiend, without his armor on, laying in his bed trying to sleep. she walks to the head of the bed and crouches near Fiend's face
Ahsoka: hey buddy
Fiend looks at her face and smiles slightly
Fiend: hey... Soka...
Ahsoka: Soka?
Fiend: sorry... I'm tired...
Ahsoka: no its, its nice. I like it
Ahsoka was blushing, but Fiend was too tired to notice
Fiend: so... what do you want...
Ahsoka: Fiend its Christmas
Fiend: shit... it is... sorry I had a mission and-
Ahsoka puts her finger on Fiend's lips, shutting him up
Ahsoka: shh, its ok. I understand. you just rest
Fiend rests his head on his pillow and closes his eyes, going to sleep. Ahsoka looks around before looking at Fiend's sleeping body. she then whispers
Ahsoka: fuck it
she then leans down and kisses Fiend on his forehead before quickly standing up and leaving the room. but before she does, she swears she could hear Fiend mumble
Fiend: I fucking knew it
not a randomness funny but a Christmas thing idk my ideas are shit and slim
