if its for some reason not obvious, this is a remake of "Heavy is Dead" by Antoine Delak
Fiend skips out of a building
Fiend: ya da ya ladada
he then gets infront of the camera
Fiend: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD
he then gets shot in the head. the camera then cuts to Makun 'Madukam holding a Plasma Pistol
Makun: POW! you are dead
Fiend: I'M DEAD
Makun looks over Fiend's dead body grinning (wait.... can Elites even grin?)
Makun: hehehehehehe
Ahsoka then dances over
Makun: aw shucks
Makun throws away the Plasma Pistol as Ahsoka gasps at Fiend's corpse
Ahsoka: Fiend is dead?
Fiend: yes. I AM DEAD
Ahsoka: why is Fiend dead?
Makun: I don't know
Fiend: I think it wa-
Makun and Ahsoka: SHHH! YOU ARE DEAD!!
Fiend: ok
Fiend then slams into the ground a bunch. a car then pulls up and TanoReborn jumps out of it
TanoReborn: whats up ya wankers!? who's up for a-
they then see the corpse
TanoReborn: AH! what the bloody hell just happened?
Ahsoka and Makun: Fiend is dead
TanoReborn: Fiend is dead!?
Ahsoka: correct!
TanoReborn then does an open mouth smile. the scene then cuts to Ahsoka playing detective, while TanoReborn and Makun are looking at the corpse
Ahsoka: SO! did you see the murderer?
Makun: no, sorry man
TanoReborn: no, sorry mate
Ahsoka then slams the table
Ahsoka: I will FIND him. I will CAPTURE him. and NO-ONE will ever die again!
Makun and TanoReborn clap
TanoReborn: ah, well thats nice
Makun: I am DAMN proud right now
we then cut to Sarge who was here aswell for some reason
Sarge: ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!!
he then runs over to Ahsoka leaning over a bathtub (said bathtub having Fiend's corpse in it), with TanoReborn and Makun acting as statues in the background
Sarge: Fiend is dead!
Ahsoka: we know!
Sarge: who killed him?
Ahsoka: we don't know!
Sarge: I WILL FIND CLUES!!
Sarge then sniffs the ground comes across the Plasma Pistol
Sarge: whats that!?
he grabs it
Sarge: A WEAPON!?
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Randomness (made purely out of boredom)
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