Karen (the Computer from Spider-Man: Homecoming): alarm. security breached. level alpha. all personnel report for duty. this is not a drill
the camera fades in, revealing Echo, Fives and Rex running into the room, with Hardcase in a control room
Echo: RUUUUNN!!
Fives: oh crap! where is he!?
Echo: I DON'T WANNA DIE!!
Hardcase: Karen! we have to help them!
Karen: help who?
Hardcase: my brothers! Fiend is attacking them we have to stop him!
Karen: stop Master Chief Fiend? oh no, absolutely not. we should never interfere with an ongoing battlefield simulation test. our job to observe and document
Hardcase: but he'll kill them!
Karen: oh that would be wonderful! what a successful test!
cut to Rex, Fives and Echo, standing around a bunch of giant containers
Rex: we need to keep moving troopers, double time! hell I'd settle for single time!
Echo: maybe we should just fight. I'm afraid he's gunna start picking us off one by-
Echo is cut off by Fiend plunging his fist through the wall and grabbing Echo's chest piece
Echo: -one!
Fiend then pulls him forward, slamming his face into the wall, then steps back and kicks it away, sandwiching Echo between the wall and a pile of crates. Quickly, Rex raises his DC-17 and points it at Fiend, but he darts forward, lifts the gun up just before he fires, then punches him in the stomach and flings him towards Fives. Rex stumbles forward as he is thrown and his helmet rams right into Fives' crotch, causing him to scream in pain. Suddenly, Fiend barrels straight into them, crashing through a crate before flinging them into a pile of barrels, sending them scattering across the floor. Echo emerges from behind the wall
Echo: oh man, forget this! I need a bigger weapon!
he runs over to the control room where Hardcase is
Echo: Hardcase! Help us!
Hardcase: I'm trying! but this stupid computer won't let me! she's mean! hell this whole place is filled with mean people!
Echo: push some buttons I don't know!
Hardcase: buttons!? Oh man I love buttons!!
Hardcase then starts pressing buttons
Hardcase: beep bop boop boop, bop boop
his button pressing tilts a crate over, dropping a few SPNKr Rocket Launchers down. Echo grabs one
Echo: wow. that worked out great! Thanks Hardcase!
Echo then runs off
Hardcase: you're welcome! how the hell did I do that
Natalie runs in and runs into Echo
Natalie: hey Echo! what the hell is going on in there?
Echo: you gotta help us! do you know how to use that thing?
Echo points at Natalie's Beskar Katana
Natalie: my Katana? of course I know how to use it! what's to understand about swish swish stab? its a fucking Katana dude not a TIE Fighter
Echo: just come help me
Echo runs off and Natalie follows. in the storeroom, as Rex and Fives stagger to their feet, Fiend kicks a barrel towards them. Fives quickly ducks down and lets the barrel hit Rex before getting up and firing his DC-15, but Fiend rolls forward to avoid the bolts of hot Plasma. He then grabs Fives and Rex by their throats and smashes their heads together before knocking Rex away with some punches and kicks. Fives opens fire again but Fiend knocks his rifle away and begins pounding on him with some powerful punches before knocking him to the floor, holding onto his right leg with one hand then raising his other in a fist.
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