Fiend-205 Presents
PSA: Ships that make me wanna throw up
Fiend: hi, I'm Fiend from the not so popular wattpad book, The Legacy of Fiend-205
Ahsoka: and I'm Ahsoka Tano, also from the thing
Fiend: today, we will be discussing ships that make me want to fucking throw up my last 500 meals
Ahsoka: to start up our list, we have Luia... Leke? whatever, the ship of Luke and Leia, whatever the fuck you wanna call it
Fiend: this ship was, at one point, supported by Lucasfilm. then they made Leia Luke's sister, which renders that ship as incest. and no-one likes incest
Ahsoka: another ship that I hate, is Anisoka. why the fuck does anyone ship that!? like for fucks sake Anakin is MARRIED and people are like "oh lets ship him with the 14 year old Alien Girl! thats a good idea-
Fiend: moooooving on, another weird ship is Barrisoka. like, just- just why. I mean I get that some people think Ahsoka is a leso but like... she was gunna have 3 boyfriends in canon so... yeah. and the fact that Barriss betrayed Ahsoka hasn't stopped people from shipping them
Ahsoka: another weird ship I've seen is Anakin and Obi-Wan. ju- just why. why. I hate it
Fiend: I've saved the, "best" ship, for last. MaulSoka
Ahsoka: OH DEAR GOD THAT IS JUST PEDOPHELIA
Fiend: I KNOW! like, Maul is TWICE you're age!!
Ahsoka: FUCK MY LIFE!! WHY! JUST WHY-
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the entire PSA room is in ruins from Fiend and Ahsoka rekking it off camera. the camera then pans to the side, showing Natalie and TanoReborn, looking at the mess
TanoReborn: I am not cleaning that up
Natalie sighs
Natalie: I'll get the broom
bored so here's a thing. the OC Natalie belongs to TanoReborn. if you ship any of these ships, I will not judge you (except maybe for MaulSoka because that is just wrong in so many ways)
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