Randomness (made purely out of boredom)

Godzilla and Ahsoka swap places

STARRING

AHSOKA TANO

DARTH MAUL

GODZILLA

KONG

MECHAGODZILLA

ZILLA

we open in Hong Kong as Kong climbs out of the hole to the Hollow Earth. he looks around, expecting to see Godzilla, but instead sees Ahsoka piloting what looks to be a Jaeger from Pacific Rim thats shaped like herself

Ahsoka: I'M FUKKIN READY!!!

Kong: what the fuck....

just then, MechaGodzilla busts out of the wall and goes to shoot his Proton Scream at Godzilla, only to realize he's not there

MechaGodzilla: umwot

Kong walks over to MechaGodzilla, ignoring Ahsoka, who was still pumping herself up

Ahsoka: YEAH!! GUNNA FIGHT A GIANT APE!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

Kong: who the hekk is this?

MechaGodzilla: the fuck should I know? where the hell is Godzilla?

Kong shrugs

meanwhile, on Mandalore

Maul: I see the Padawan needs one last lesson

Maul ignites his double bladed lightsaber. the camera then pans to where Ahsoka is, but instead of it being Ahsoka, its a 1.7 meter tall Godzilla

Godzilla: you fukkin what

Maul waits for Godzilla to make the first move. which he does, shooting Maul with his Atomic Breath

Godzilla: ok what the fuck why am I on some alien planet I should be fighting Kong and MechaGodzilla right now what the hell is going on

then a 1.5 meter tall Zilla walks over

Zilla: yeah bro my main man its pretty wacky isn't it-

Godzilla then punches Zilla, sending him flying

Godzilla: fuck off Zilla no-one likes you

meanwhile, in Fiend's room

Fiend is just sitting at his laptop after writing this chapter you just read. he then looks to the camera

Fiend: I am really running out of ideas for this book aren't I?

yes I am story me

yes I am