Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo. Part 2.

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Continues from part 1.

🎄🎁🎀🕊️🦌🌨️🤶🎅MERRY CHRISTMAS!🎅🤶🌨️🦌🕊️🎀🎁🎄

I own NOTHING but my OCs Kevin, Alex, and Saya. Everything else, all rights go to their owners.
EXTREMELY sorry in advance for it being so SUPER long. You HAVE been warned lol. Now enjoy.

WARNING: Trigger Warning.

It will be COMPLETELY different from the actual episode, and also I'll be adding A WHOLE new character to this again. So bare with me here. Okay?..

Liviya is by @Moon_The_Protector


SAYA'S POV:

In the school playground.

Stan - "Whoa, Christmas snow!"

Wendy - "Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue."

A soft instrumental starts up.

Wendy - "It's fun."

The kids shuffle back and forth catching snowflakes.

When Kenny looks up an eagle passes overhead and would've dumped a load - right on Kenny's face if it wasn't for Saya pulling him back in time. So it only got his chest.

Kenny - "(Thanks.)"

Saya - "You're welcome sweetie."

Cartman is watching with glee.

Kenny - "(P'tooui.)"

Stan - "That was sick, dude!"

Saya - "Would've been even sicker if I hadn't pulled him away in time."

Cartman seeing Kyle lolling for a snowflake.

Cartman - "Hey!" I glared at him knowing what's he's up to.

Saya - [Growling] "Cartman. Don't you even fucking dare." But as always, he NEVER listens! Ugh!

Kyle is taken aback

Cartman - "What the hell are you doing? Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow!"

Saya/Alex - "Yes they can too!"

Kyle - "We can, too!"

Stan - "...Nnnaw I think it's against the law, dude."

Saya/Alex - "No it's not!"

Kyle - "Officer Barbrady!"

Saya - *sigh* "Oh great. Here we go again with him."

Liviya - "What's Wrong with him?"

Saya - *Tired sigh* "What's Wrong is that he's EXTREMELY incapable of BEING a cop. He's only on the force because he's the fucking mayor's third removed nephew. And I still haven't been able to get him OFF the force yet BECAUSE of that."

Liviya - [Shocked.] "Wait, really?"

Saya/Alex - "Yeah. Really."

Officer Barbrady - "What?"

A car screeches to a halt as Officer Barbrady raises his arm.

Kyle - "Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow?"

After a long pause.

Officer Barbrady - "Yyess."

Saya/Alex - "NO FUCK IT AIN'T/IT'S NOT!"

Kyle - "Damnit!"

Stan - "Hey come on guys. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas."

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