Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. Part 2

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EXTREMELY sorry in advance for it being so SUPER long. You HAVE been warned lol. Now enjoy.

Warning: Major history lessons lol.

Continues from part 1.

South Park Football Field. Halftime.

THIRD PERSON'S POV:

Frank - "And now, here to sing the touching song, Loving You is the one and only, John Stamo-...s' brother..."

Jimbo - "Alright Richard!"

Music starts up.

Richard Stamos - "Loving you,
is easy cause you're beautiful,
-doo-n-doo--doo-doooo--
Aaaaa!"

His voice cracks and the music stops.

Richard - "Aaaaa!"

Jimbo - "What the hell?!"

Richard - "Aaaaa!"

His voice wavers.

Jimbo - "He didn't sing the high F."

Mr. Garrison - "Richard Stamos can't sing a high F, he always screws it up like this."

Jimbo - "Ned, we are going to get our asses kicked."

Richard - "Lalalalala lalalalala lalalalala lala la la lala..."

Mr. Garrison - [Heckling.] "It's obvious where all the talent in that family went!"

Outside of Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.

ALEX'S POV:

Stan - "Thanks for everything Big Gay Al!"

Sparky - "Ruff! (Yeah!)"

Big Gay Al - "No problem kids. Are you sure you don't wanna stay for some toasted cheese sandwiches?"

Alex - I will next time uncle Al. I promise to try and bring the others too. Okay?"

Big Gay Al - "That'd be super."

Stan - "No thanks, I've gotta get back for the big football game. Come on boy!"

Alex - "Even though it's almost over."

They start to walk off.

Big Gay Al - "Oh Stan?"

They stop.

Big Gay Al - "When you get back to town,"

Earnest music plays.

Big Gay Al - "...tell them about us, will you? Tell them there are gay animals here who need homes, desperately." What are you up to now uncle?

Stan - "I will Big Gay Al, I will."

They depart.

Bell dings.

Big Gay Al - "Ooh, my carrot cake!" [Rushes inside.] Oh uncle. I swear.

South Park Football Field, fourth quarter.

KENNY'S POV:

Kyle - "Hike!"

Frank - "And these South Park Cows are being absolutely molested by Middle Park. I haven't seen so many children molested since..."

Mr. Garrison - "I thought you said beating the spread was a sure thing Jimbo."

Mr. Hat - "Yeah, we all put our life savings in this game."

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