Kink the banana

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Kinkajou: *painting a banana with her new paint set*

A letter falls from the ceiling and ruins kink's masterpiece

Kinkajou: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOT BANANA

Porpoise: Aha! a new dare. Hopefully its better than the last one. *shudders* Its a dare from hEnlo1234567. He dares Kinkajou to paint herself into a banana and stand in a pile fruits until someone tries to eat her! 

Kinkajou: WHAT WAS THAT!?

Porpoise: oh nothing. Someone just dared you to stand in a pile of fruit as a banana.

Kinkajou: AHA! easy as pie

Kinkajou: *starts painting herself into a wonderful banana*

1 Hour later

Kinkajou: Now I look like a banana!

Porpoise: Yep! now to teleport you to the rainforest *snaps*

Kink is now in the rainforest with porpoise watching her from a camera

Kinkajou: Now to stand in the pile of fruit

A pile of bananas, mangos, papayas, and PINEAPPLES appear in the center

Kinkajou: YEET! *throws herself into the fruit*

Kinkajou: *starts eating all the pineapples*

Porpoise: HEY! thats not supposed to happen. AHA! *snaps*

100 pounds of sugar appear next to kinkajou

Kinkajou: SUGARRRRRRRR *eats all of the sugar and goes hyper*

Kinkajou: * starts running around in circles* BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO BABY SHARK DODODODODO

Coconut: what the- whats all the noise? 

Kinkajou: BABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODO

Coconut: 0-0 A dragon sized banana running around in circles singing baby shark?! *licks lips*

Kinkajou: *starts throwing pineapples at coconut* BABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODOBABY SHARK DODODODODO

Coconut: AHHHHHHH WE'RE UDER ATTACK BY A GIANT BANANAAAAAAAAAA

Coconut: *gets hit by a pineapple and dies*

Jambu: *appears riding a giant tiger* GET DE BANANA!!!!!!!

Jambu: *gets hit by a pineapple and dies*

Tiger: *eats banana kink* delish

Porpoise: *snaps and kink gets resurrected*

Kinkajou is now responsible for two deaths and is now on a wanted poster for the prize of 10000000000000 pineapples

Thank you hEnlo1234567 for being the first one to submit a dare

Remember to submit ur truths, dares, and OCs! thank you

-SuperCookie













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