A/N Read "Porpoise takes everyone to Mcdonalsss" if you want this story to make more sense.
One peaceful afternoon...
Porpoise: WASSUP *appears outta no where*
Doctor Thunder: the sky
Porpoise: *yeets doctor Thunder into the abyss*
Porpoise: we are going to mcdonalsss again guys! Aren't you excited.
Turtle: how could you say that?
Winter: why are we still here? Just to suffer.
Doctor Haida: what's mcdonalsss???
Beantato: you don't want to know.
Porpoise: SILENCE MORTALS. We're going there if you like it or not.
Xinc: :c
Peril: we've already been there before. Why do we have to go there again!??
Turtle: yeah.
Porpoise: cuz they upgraded their menu to not only have croutons but....
Qibli: *plays drumroll*
Winter: *steals the drum*
Porpoise: CROUTONS INSIDE CROUTONS!!!!!
Nightshade: wow... just wow *slow clap*
umber: isnt that just...croutons?
Kinkajou: OMG CROUTONS INSIDE CROUTONS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Everyone else: *blinks*
Porpoise: plus they have a play place. LES GO!!!
Nightshade: *pulls out a limo*
Porpoise: no *snaps*
Everyone teleports to the front of mcdonalssss
Doctor Haida: oooo, it looks nice!
Winter: don't get tricked by appearances.
Everyone: *enters*
Doctor Thunder: * looks around* uhm. Who's the owner of this shop
Morrowseer: *peeks over the counter.*
doctor thunder: oh.
morrowseer: *sinks back down*
Moon: Hi dad!
doctor haida: this place isnt that bad!
qibli: I got murdered here once.
umber: me too *shudders*
Porpoise: *slams money down on the counter* CROUTONS INSIDE CROUTONS PLEASE
morrowseer: nope.
porpoise: *slices Morrowseer's head off*
everyone: ew.
porpoise: cmon ppl we get everything for free. *grabs big buckets of croutons inside croutons*
qibli: *eats them all*
everyone: ...
qibli: what? I like croutons.
Kinkajou: GASP. THERES CROUTON FLAVORED ICECREAM
beantato: *tastes* It tastes just like croutons.
Porpoise: To the playplace everyone!
everyone: *goes zoomin*
Winter: gosh, this playplace smells like qibli's farts but 1000x worst.
qibli: I am offended! my farts smell wonderful!
doctor haida: that would be impossible because according to my calculations-
doctor thunder: shut up. im trying to make potion that allows me to take over the entire world.
porpoise: what ya say?
doctor thunder: nothin ;)
winter: wait Since morrowseer isnt here, couldnt we just take over mcdonalssss?
Porpoise: no because he respawns every 5 minuets just like us.
Morrowseer: *summons darkstalker*
Darkstalker: *Explodes out of the floor with 1000000000 rocket launchers*
qibli: *Instantly dies*
Everybody: EEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *rushes toward the exit*
Porpoise: *Makes a yacht appear* get in.
everyone: *yeets themselves into the boat*
Porpoise: *Tries to start the boat but they are in the middle of a parking lot and theres no water so the group all dies* :)
The end
But then they respawn 5 minutes later
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Wof truth or dare
HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
