Everyone reappears in the underworld
Porpoise: We back :D
Winter: aw man I was thinking we didn't have to go back here
Qibli: why can't you just use your magic animus powers to kill the underlord? Then we wouldn't have to kill him ourself
Porpoise: cuz for some reason your animus powers are disabled when ever you enter the underworld. And also, that would be too boring for the readers.
Winter: how do we know you aren't lying
Porpoise: look , "I enchant this fern to transform into a tree"
Fern: nope
Porpoise: see
Beantato: did the fern just talk?
JW: wut
Fern: YEET *yeets seeds at winter*
Winter: owowowoowowowowowow
Everyone: O_O
Carnelian: EAT THE FLAMETHROWER *burns the fern into crisps*
Fern: oof
Porpoise: well... that was interesting
Moon: *pointing to a gigantic castle door* look! That must be the entrance to the underlord's palace. How do we get in?
Turtle: actually, I forgot to tell you this but it is impossible to get inside his palace. And he only comes outside his palace once every 1000 years to collect mushrooms.
Beantato: haha. We are dragons remember, we can fly. Let's just fly over the wall so we don't have to waste our time.
Turtle: actually, the top of the wall is a million light years away from the ground.
Beantato: ...
Winter: wait, if he can go out of his palace to collect umm... mushrooms and then go back inside his palace then there must be a way to get inside
Turtle: it is possible to get inside, but the chances of that happening are so low that it might as well be impossible. *points at a key pad right beside the door* you have to enter in the right code on the key pad to get inside. But there are 1025457995433677456786431299004346788899542388975422378094311566894422678899321456788 Combinations that you can type in. So it will take 1099776789082782929872782900027729929927727 Years For you guys to get the code right.
Everyone: o-O
Umber: my brain hurts
The entrance to the palace suddenly opens
Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOO
Moon: *standing besides the keypad* wait, was it supposed to be that easy?
Winter: um... no
Qibli: *hugs moon* great job moon! You know you and I would make a great team cuz of our smart brains *wink*
Winter: *glares at qibli*
Kinkajou: *riding a Jaguar* LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*everyone rushes inside the palace*
In the throne room...
Detective Pickachu: sir, someone has managed to get inside the palace.
Underlord: good thing we captured this little creature heheh
Beantato: Hey! Where are my friends
Underlord: that's what you going to tell us.
Detective Pickachu: if you don't tell use you will have to feel the wrath of the STAPLER!!!!!!
Beantato: NUUUUU a I don't wanna die to a stapler. Ok, they are left of the throne room inside the dining room.
Underlord: hahahah pikachu, go get them.
Detective pikachu: yes sir
In the dining room...
Porpoise: hey, I just noticed does anyone know where beantato is?
Moon: I haven't seen her since we entered this room.
Turtle: do you think she has been captured?
Moon: hopefully not
Winter: hey guys, I hear someone coming.
Detective pikachu: *jumps out from the corner* EAT DE STAPLER!!!!!!
Moon: what's a stapler
Carnelian: NO YOU EAT THE FLAMETHROWER *burns pikachu into crisps*
Kinkajou: at least we still have this... clanky thing *holds up a stapler*
Porpoise: anyway, turtle, where is the throne room
Turtle: *holding a GPS* it should be down that hallway
*everybody silently walks down the hallway*
Underlord: *knitting a sweater*
Qibli: aha! We got you now underlord
Qibli: *stabs underlord with his sword*
Winter: *frost breaths underlord's face*
Porpoise: *whacks underlord with nunchucks*
Moon: *shoots him with a arrow*
Peril: *burns him to death*
Carnelian: EAT DE FLAMETHROWER *burns him even more*
Jaguar: *bites underlord's head off* delish
Turtle: *standing in a corner* ew
Beantato: you guys are here! *hugs everyone*
Porpoise: alright, let's head back to the whitehouse *snaps fingers*
This is the end of the Turtle's return series hope you enjoyed it
A/N make sure to submit your truths, dares, and OCs. Thank you
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HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
