Porpoise: *grabs hiking stick* Today my dudes, we are going to be climbing Jade Mountain
Winter: Do you have to make such a big deal out of it?
Porpoise: YES *yeets hiking stick onto winter's head*
Winter: OW
Moon: should be easy.
Porpoise: ITS NOT. you have to climb it without using your wings.
Moon: shoot
Porpoise: *snaps*
Everyone teleports to the bottom of JMA
Turtle: wow this mountain is tall.
Porpoise: that's because I increased the size of JMA x10!
Winter: great
Qibli: from the looks of this scene it seems like the mountain will erupt soon
Xinc: how do you know?
Mountain erupts
Umber: wtf is happening
Doctor Haida: the mountain is erupting. As my job as a doctor I will make sure you guys are all safe-
Doctor Thunder: RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AHHHHHHHHHGGTFdyjkbgrDYJNFYIGF
Everyone: SCREAMMMMMMMMM!MMMMMMMMMMMMM *tramples over eachother*
Porpoise: *uses the power of Thanos* *snaps*
Mountain disappears
Tsunami: why did the school just disintegrate
Nightshade: horray! Now we can go home.
Porpoise: nope nope nope *makes another mountain*
Porpoise: climb it
Everyone: :O
Beantato: how it so big?
Porpoise: duh, I encreased it to x100 the size of JMA
Turtle: no
Porpoise: yes
Porpoise: *gives everyone a hiking stick* that should help.
Peril and xinc: *instantly burns their hiking stick*
Everyone: *starts climbing*
Qibli: *starts sweating* whew, this mountain is steep!
Winter: dude your not even on the mountain yet.
A few days later
Turtle: AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY THIS!?
Kinkajou: ikr
Doctor Maitreya: *sleeping*
Doctor Thunder: how are you hiking and sleeping at the same time
Porpoise: shut up guys, we are almost half way there.
Turtle: HALF WAY THERE!????? *jumps off the mountain*
Doctor Haida: Ooo! Good idea! *jumps off too*
Porpoise: hey! *makes a barrier around the mountain*
Winter: darn
Porpoise: it's for your safety.
Nightshade: Oh.. My god
Qibli: WHY IS THIS PART SO STEEP
Steep part: *litteraly a wall*
Porpoise: what?
Winter: THIS IS ILLEGAL
Everyone: *uses the power of god* *kills themself*
Meanwhile in the after life...
Umber: atleast we are out of our misery
A/N they aren't actually dead, don't worry guys lol
Oh, and shout out to SupernovaTheHybrid for giving me this idea!
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HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
