Porpoise: Soooo, you guys know how we are in a truth or dare book right?
Winter: Yep *Snacking on chips*
Porpoise: What is the one thing that all truth or dare books have?
Winter: I don't know... some form of abuse?(wtf winter)
Porpoise: ... well besides that.
*Package randomly falls from the mail hole*
Porpoise: Ooooo yay! Male!
Doctor Haida: You shouldn't open that. Remember last time we got a package it was actually an assassination attempt that featured a nuclear bomb?
Porpoise: ...
Porpoise: *opens package*
Porpoise: Oh yay! An uno reverse card! Sent from Ima_normal_FanWing, thank you very much.
Everyone: Gasp
Qibli: omg its the holy grail of items, GIMME *Throws grenade at porpoise*
Porpoise: *Uno reverse*
Carnelian: *uses flame thrower*
Porpoise: *uno reverse*
Kinkajou: *Summons darkstalker*
Porpoise: *uno reverse*
Moon: *Comes in* OMG GUYS, TUI ACTUALLY GAVE ME A REASON TO EXIST BESIDES PLOT CONVINIENCE!!
Porpoise: *Uno reverse*
Moon:
Porpoise: This is boring, lets play a game featuring us spinning a cylindrical object labeled Mountain Dew
Qibli: no
Porpoise: yes *Gets Mountain Dew*
Porpoise: GATHER AROUND EVERYBODY!! WERE PLAYING spin a cylindrical object labeled Mountain Dew! Also that was the answer to the first question, Winter you dumb a$$
*Everyone gathers around a cylindrical object labeled Mountain Dew*
Porpoise: Winter you go first
Winter: *Spins*
*Lands on moon*
Winter and Moon: Yey :D *Kiss*
Porpoise: now Qibla
Qibli: *Spins* Oh yeah, I am so gonna get to kiss moon-
*lands on Umber*
Porpoise: Oh yay my gay boys are finally getting together!
Qibli: *Crys in sadness*
Umber: oh ew, Im out *leaves*
Porpoise: Turtle.
Turtle: *Spins*
*Lands on no one*
Turtle: *Spins again*
*Lands on no one again*
Turtle: *Spins again*
*Lands on no one again*
Turtle: *Spins again*
*Lands on no one again*
Turtle: *Spins again*
*Lands on no one again*
Turtle: *Spins again*
*Lands on no one again*
Turtle: *Spins again*
*Lands on no one again*
*repeat this about 10000000000000x*
*lands on beantato*
Beantato: *Yeets beans at him.* STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FIEND
Turtle: *Gets killed by beans*
Porpoise: Ok, Doctor Thunder, your turn!
Doctor Thunder: NOOOOO WHY MEEE
Porpoise: Idk man.
Doctor Thunder: *spins*
*Lands on doctor Haida*
Doctor Haida and Doctor Thunder: gasp
Doctor Haida: I not gay tho :(
Porpoise: Too bad, its pride month.
Doctor Haida and thunder: *Smol kiss*
Porpoise: and For our last round... Since Qibli didn't go last time, he's going again!
Qibli: *Cries harder in sadness*
*Spins*
Winter: *Drumrolls*
*Lands on porpoise*
Everyone: GAPS :OOOOOOOOOOO
Qibli: What wtf
Porpoise: no *uno reverse*
Qibli: *Gets tweeted into the abyss*
Yay, I updated!
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HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
