Porpoise: what's your fav holiday guys?
Doctor Haida: Why you asking?
Porpoise: why not? Let's just ask everyone who Their favorite holiday is shall we?
Xinc: no
Porpoise SHALL WE?
Xinc: yes
Porpoise: hmmmm who should go first?
Everyone: *tries to hide them selves*
Porpoise: ah, winter.
Winter: :(
Qibli: sacrifice!
Moon: *slaps qibli*
Winter: Christmas.
Porpoise: well everyones gonna answer that, so here's a challenge, all of you have to choose a holiday that hasn't been answered.
Beantato: this is the end of the world.
Doctor Thunder: *desperately tries to search up every holiday in pyrriah on boogle*
Porpoise: Peril.
Peril: Halloween.
Xinc: gosh she took my answer!
Nightshade: sucks for you.
Porpoise: turtle.
Turtle: Easter.
Umber: oh no, the options are starting to get lower.
Porpoise: *looks around menacingly*
Porpoise: umber >:)
Umber: Thanksgiving...
Umber: WAIT IS THAT EVEN A HOLIDAY??!??!??!? *brain explodes*
Porpoise: technically it is... moving on.
Porpoise: Kinkajou
Kinkajou: SAINTPATRICK DAY AND RAINBOWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone else: *starts sweating*
Porpoise: Doctor Haida
Doctor Haida: Independence day.
Everyone: *starts sweating even more*
Doctor Thunder: MY LIST OF HOLIDAYS ARE RUNNING OUT
Porpoise: Doctor Thunder
Doctor Thunder: finally!!!!!!! oh wait. I don't have any idea what to say.
Porpoise: >:)
Porpoise: *yeets doctor Thunder into the abyss*
Porpoise: Beantato
Beantato: hanukkah
Porpoise: Xinc
Xinc: Martin Luther king jr. day
Winter: WHO THE HECK IS THAT???!?!
Xinc: idk, I found him on boogle.
Porpoise:nightshade
Nightshade: queen glory worship day
Porpoise: that's not a holiday.
Porpoise: but Porpoise worship day is. :D
Winter: no, I refuse to believe that.
Porpoise: anyways.... *yeets nightshade into the abyss* Doctor Haida
Doctorhaida: Sunday
Porpoise: no. *rains fire on Doctor haida*
Porpoise: moon
Moon: New Year's Eve
Porpoise: Doctor Maitreya
Doctor Maitreya: .......................
Porpoise: *yeets her into the abyss*
Porpoise: and finally, qibli.
Qibli: Christmassive!
Qibli: *turns into santaclaws outta nowhere*
Everyone: *strangles Qibli for presents*
Qibli: I shouldn't have done that.
Porpoise: yep
YOU ARE READING
Wof truth or dare
HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
