Suggested by NADIA7878
Porpoise: *looking through totally fascinating math books*
Turtle: why are you looking at that.
Porpoise: *ignores*
Doctor Thunder: *shoots BB gun at her*
Porpoise: HEY
Winter: answer our question. >:(
Porpoise: *rolls eyes* ugh, you wont back down will you.
Qibli: nope.
Porpoise: >:(
Porpoise: *shows them a piece of paper* I got this random piece of paper from the mail hole, and it says look in the mat book, which obviously meant look in the math book.
Doctor Haida: there's a mat book right here *brings out a mat book*
Porpoise: :0
Porpoise: *grab mat book* aha! There's a note in this page!
Moon: what ya guys doing?
Porpoise: it says, "moon, did you actually trust darkstalker before you read his scroll? - NADIA7878"
Moon: :0
Winter: of course she didn't.
Moon: *starts hyperventilating*
Xinc: *brings out the lie detector*
Kink: moons my best friend! She would never trust someone like darkstalker
Moon: uhm noo....
Xinc: ITS A LIE
Everyone: :OOO
Winter and Qibli: HOW DARE YOU. YOU HAVE JUST COMMITED THE WORST CRIME EVER *pulls out guns*
Kinkajou: *snaps*
Pineapples start attacking moon
Moon: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies*
Turtle: I never knew kink was an animus
Kinkajou: because I'm not :D
Turtle: wut- then how?
Porpoise: time to take moon to jail *snaps on wing and hand cuffs*
Doctor Thunder: no, I have an even better punishment >:D *yeets moon off the cliff*
Winter: she's already dead.
Porpoise: nah, i enchant moon to keep resurrecting after she hits the ground and teleport back again, so she keeps falling :D
Moon: oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Doctor Haida: should I go help her?
Porpoise: no
Qibli: that's enough punishment for her today, imma go save her *swoops down*
Porpoise: nope *does the same enchantment to Qibli*
Qibli: oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Umber: this is the most random chapter of the story
Winter: bye, I'm going to the bar ;)
Porpoise: *does the same enchantment to winter*
Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oof
Turtle: gosh.
A/N wow, this chapter is random :/
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Wof truth or dare
HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
