Porpoise: GET UP EVERYONE!!!
Qibli: no
Porpoise: *yeets Qibli into the abyss*
Porpoise: guys. we be going to Mcdonalssssss
Everyone: what
Porpoise: did ya hear me? We are going to mcdonalsssss
Umber: you mean mcdonalds
Porpoise: no. There was a new fast food restaurant that opened up and is basically a rip-off of McDonald's.
Porpoise: it's worst because the only things it sells are croutons
Winter: you are kidding me right
Porpoise: NOPE get in.
*a tiny 2 seated convertible car pulls up in the drive way*
Beantato: there is no way we are all going to fit in there.
Porpoise: that's the only kind of cars they sell on the moon so deal with it.
Nightshade: neva. *pulls out her 10,000 seat limo*
Nightshade: *puts on her sunglasses*
Porpoise: :OOOOOOOOO
Kinkajou: YASSS I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE *stuffs all her pineapples inside it*
Nightshade: get in bois
Everybody except porpoise: *yeets their selfs in the limo*
Nightshade: *turns on the car, and drives away to mcdonalsssss*
Xinc: byyyyye porpoise
Porpoise: >:( oh no you don't *eats a super speed chicken nuggie*
Porpoise: *flys at the speed of light*
Everyone in the limo: :OOOOOOO
Porpoise: *makes it to McDonalssss in one millisecond*
Porpoise: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 *dabs*
Nightshade: >:((((((
Everyone: *walks inside*
Mcdonallsss looks like a fancy restruant
Winter: gosh this place is beautiful
Porpoise: and it's also falling apart
A giant ceiling tile falls on winter's head
Porpoise: *slams money on the counter* 10 BINS OF CROUTONS PLEASE
Morrowseer: *gets up behind counter
Morrowseer: *glares* HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME UP FROM MY NAP. NOW YOU SHALL DIE
Porpoise: >:c *gets a lightsaber*
The battle between porpoise and Morrowseer has begun
Jk
Porpoise: *slices morrowseer*
Everyone: ew
Everyone: *steals all the croutons they can*
Darkstalker: *explodes from the floor below*
Everyone: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Qibli: *trips*
Everyone else: *ignores*
Qibli: *gets swallowed by darkstalker* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: *runs out of mcdonalssssss*
Moon: WHAT. WAS. THAT.
Porpoise: that's just the normal thing that happens in mcdonalssss everyday. Let's go bois
But no one ever noticed that they left umber behind :(
YOU ARE READING
Wof truth or dare
HumorI write in this book when I have no brain cells, so don't take it to seriously just as you should do with life :) All these characters belong to Tui.T Sutherland except Porpoise and other OCs. (characters on the cover not by me!)
