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Ibuki: Hey, I made this friendship bracelet for you!

Byakuya: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Ibuki: Oh. Well you don't have to wear it...

Byakuya: No. I'm going to wear it forever, back off.

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Ibuki: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.

Kazuichi: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Kokichi: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Byakuya: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a f*cking smoothie.

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Kokichi: I DO WHAT I WANT

Kazuichi: I'm calling Byakuya

Kokichi: No wait-

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Ibuki: Chillax!

Byakuya: That's not a word.

Ibuki: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the people who need to chillax the most.

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Kazuichi: What do you think butterflies taste like?

Ibuki: They taste bad

Kazuichi: ...How-?

Ibuki: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, THAT'S ALL YOU GET

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