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Kokichi: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Kazuichi: Because their hands are too shor-

Byakuya: Because they're all dead.

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Byakuya: Relax, just act mature.

Ibuki: Mature, got it.

*Ibuki on a date*

Kazuichi: So what do you do for fun?

Ibuki: *In a deep, serious voice*: Taxes

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Ibuki: On a scale from one to ten, you're a nine because I'm the one you need~

Byakuya: I'm a ten.

Ibuki: No, it's a pickup line.

Byakuya: I. am. a. ten.

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Ibuki: *whispering*: Future husband say what

Kazuichi: What

Ibuki: *Internal screeching*

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Kazuichi: How's the most handsome man in the world doing?

Kokichi: I don't know, how are you?

Kazuichi: *Voice cracking*: I'm fiNE

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