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Kokichi, watching baking shows for the first time: Wow, these people are good.

Kokichi, 5 hours later: I swear, Karen needs to add more buttercream to her frosting, or the whole consistency will be off!

Byakuya: Kokichi, you've never baked in your entire life!

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Byakuya: Don't say a word.

Ibuki: Yeet

Byakuya: Ibuki, what did I just say!

Ibuki: Oh, I see how it is. Last week, when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word and now it is?!

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Kazuichi: I'm trying out a new signature. Can you look at it for me?

Ibuki: Sure, test it right there.

Kazuichi: Cool, then-

Kazuichi: ...

Kazuichi: Ibuki, this is a marriage certificate.

Ibuki: Yes, and what about it?

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Byakuya: You look nice, I want to kiss you

Kazuichi: What?

Byakuya: *Sweats* I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU

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Byakuya: At least I don't cry while watching movies!

Kazuichi: That's because you're heartless!

Byakuya: Well, it's true because you stole my heart.

Kazuichi: O-Oh

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