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Happy Birthday Kokichi!

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Kokichi, holding a fancy bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Ibuki: *grabs and chugs entire bottle*

Ibuki:

Ibuki: It's perfume

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Kokichi: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. 

Kazuichi: KOKICHI, NO! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES!

Kokichi: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Kazuichi: YOU ARE GOING TO BURN DOWN THE HOUSE

Kokichi: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES

Kazuichi: KOKICHI PLEASE

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Byakuya: Stop thinking whatever you are thinking.

Ibuki: Huh?

Byakuya: You always make that face when you are about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Ibuki: I love you

Byakuya:

Ibuki:

Ibuki: Also cereal qualifies as a soup

Byakuya: I KNEW IT

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Byakuya: *Sees some people doing something stupid*

Byakuya: Idiots...

Byakuya: *Realizes it's Kokichi, Kazuichi, and Ibuki*

Byakuya: Wait, those are my idiots

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Ibuki: There are only two types of food in this world

Ibuki: Food I've eaten and food I have yet to eat

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