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Ibuki, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the HECK???

Ibuki, buckling the banana: Flipping BUCKLE UP, It's THE LAW!!!

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Kazuichi: So, what's going on?

Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?

Kazuichi, hesitantly: The short version, I guess?

Kokichi: Sh*t's f*cked.

Kazuichi: Oh...

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Kokichi: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.

Kazuichi: Way to f*ck me up on a Tuesday.

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Ibuki: BUT BYAKUYA, PARKS ARE BORING

Ibuki, two seconds later: *gasps and clings to a tree*: YAY NOW I'M A MONKEY!

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Ibuki: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over her mouth* I said stop eating it.

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