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Kokichi: Welcome to cooking with Kokichi!

Kokichi: Step 1: Open a pop tart.

Kokichi: Step 2: That's it, that's all Byakuya will let me do.

Byakuya, in the next room: IT'S BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE-

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Byakuya: Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.

Ibuki: What does claustrophobic mean?

Kokichi: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Byakuya: No it doesn't!

Ibuki: Ho, ho, ho!

Kokichi: Stop it, Ibuki, you're scaring him!

Kazuichi: Wait, who's Santa Claus?-

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Kazuichi: Who ate all of the cookies?

Kokichi, who has cookie crumbs on his face: Ninjas.

Kazuichi: I didn't see them.

Kokichi: No one ever does.

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Kokichi: You're giving me a sticker?

Ibuki: Not just any sticker, a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow".

Kokichi: I'm not a preschooler, Ibuki.

Ibuki: Fine, I'll keep it.

Kokichi: I earned this, back off!

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