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Kazuichi: We might have gotten into a street fight back in the city.

Byakuya: Well, that was predictable.

Kazuichi: One of them punched a gang member.

Byakuya: Kokichi?

Kazuichi: Ibuki, actually.

Byakuya: Oh, that was my second guess.

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Ibuki: Words that end in 'ie' sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Kazuichi: Homie!

Kokichi: But then there's cootie-

Byakuya: Die.

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*Everyone's reaction to being stabbed by a sword*

Byakuya: Rude.

Kazuichi: That's fair

Ibuki: Not again

Kokichi: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

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*Everyone when they drop food on the floor*

Byakuya: *Just throws it away*

Kokichi: Five second rule!

Ibuki: Foolish germ, you think you can stop me?! *Proceeds to eat it off the floor*

Kazuichi: *Sobs on the floor*

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Ibuki: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Kazuichi: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Byakuya for dinner.

Byakuya: What is wrong with you people?

Kokichi: Shut up, chocolate.

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