Deadpool 2

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Deadpool 2

Cast

Deadpool – Qrow Branwen

Cable – Taiyang Xiao Long

Domino – Raven Branwen

Russell – Cinder Fall

Juggernaut – Hazel Reinhart

Colossus – James Ironwood

Negasonic Teenage Warhead – Coco Adel

Yukio – Velvet Scarlatina

Headmaster – Arthur Watts

Taxi guy – Cardin Wincester

Zack grumbled as the stereo system was taken over.

~X gonna give it to ya!~

~Gonna give it to ya!~

"What's with the music?" Neptune asked.

"I'm digging this beat," Yang said.

Suddenly, a door was kicked open.

"Was that door there before?" Ghira asked.

"Presenting," an announcer said. "Straight from the animation studios, the Merc with the Mouth, Cancer face, Mr Never gonna die, Deadpool!!!"

"Thank you, thank you very much," a man dressed in red and black said as he walked in.

Zack groaned. "Hello, Wade."

"What's up?" Deadpool said. "Say, it's been over 70 chapters and you finally wrote one for me. I'm touched."

"Well, can't keep mentioning you and not bring you in," Zack said. "And I need someone to terrify the baddies. Chimichanga?"

"You know I don't actually like them," Deadpool said. "I just like the word. Chimichanga. It flows off the tongue so well."

"I hear ya," Qrow said.

"Ooh." Deadpool moved over to Qrow. "And who is this?"

"Qrow Branwen," Qrow introduced.

"I already know," Deadpool said. "So, he's the one?"

"Well, Mr Arc is so over done," Zack said. "And that highway fight is kind of old now. No one's done one for the sequel yet, so why not."

Deadpool snapped his fingers. "I see your point."

"Mr Pool?" Ruby said.

"What is it, my adorable little reaper?" Deadpool said. "And just Deadpool. None of that Mr shit."

"Why do you wear a mask?" Ruby asked.

"Are you sure you want to know?" Deadpool said.

"Come on, what do you have to hide?" Weiss said.

"You just had to open your mouth," Jaune said.

"Hey! No cheating with clairvoyance!" Deadpool said. "As for what's under this mask..."

Deadpool slowly took off the piece of cloth standing between sanity and reality.

"My eyes! They burn!" Kali yelled.

"It's like an avocado had sex with an older, rotten avocado!" Glynda said.

"It's like two of the most disgusting Grimm ever made trying to mate," Salem said.

"I get it!" Deadpool put it back on. "No need to be so hurtful!"

"A face only death could love," Ren said.

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