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22 Jump Street - Sun fucked the Captain's daughter

22 Jump Street – Sun fucked the Captain's daughter

Zack breathed in deeply. "Ah. I love the feel of targeted anger in the morning."

"I thought this place wasn't effected by the passage of time?" Ruby said.

"It's morning somewhere," Zack dismissed.

"You did pull one hell of a dick move," Nora pointed out.

"He did?" Blake asked.

"You wouldn't get it," Jaune said. Not everyone had 4th wall breaking powers.

Yes, you may now rage about how OP Jaune's Gilgamesh inherited clairvoyance is.

"Still don't care," Jaune said to no one in particular.

"Right, to bring things back on track," Zack said. "We'll do a cop one next."

"Cops? Great," Roman groaned.

Neo booed.

"Undercover cops to be exact," Zack continued.

Junior chuckled. "Those guys are always so easy to spot."

"Like finding a giant in a crowd of pre-schoolers," Melanie said.

"So obvious, even a blind man could spot them," Miltia said.

"They're not that bad," Clover said.

"No, they're worse," Emerald said.

"So, whose going undercover?" Coco asked.

"Everyone's favourite junior detectives," Zack said.

"Oh yeah, Junior Detectives!" Sun and Neptune fist bumped.

Sun and Blake were sleeping together on a bed, after having sex last night!

Neptune slapped Sun on the back. "You lucky son of a bitch!"

Ghira twitched. "Must... not... kill... the... monkey..."

Kali turned towards them. "When's the wedding?"

The monkey and cat blushed.

"What's up with it?" Sun asked. "How you doing?"

The two smiled. Last night was really pleasant.

"Yes, very pleasant I'm sure," Yang teased.

Ilia turned red, literally.

"It could be worse," Tai said. "He could be your underling."

"Heh, sleeping with the boss' daughter," Qrow said.

"I don't think he's that stupid," Sage said.

Jaune and Nora snickered.

In the police precinct, Captain Ghira Belladona talked loudly at his men, Sun and Neptune, who were infiltrating a school.

"He is that stupid!" Scarlet howled in laughter.

"You best hope he doesn't find out," Fox said.

"Otherwise the Wukong line ends with you," Cardin said.

"Meep," Sun let out.

"It's the same case," Ghira said loudly. "Do the same thing."

"Well, it's not exactly the same case, cause uh... one of us got laid last night," Sun said.

"Sun?" Ghira asked.

"Shh..." Sun replied. "Don't wake up my dick. Flew in on the red eye, hasn't gotten in a wink of sleep."