Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Tale of Sir Neptune

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail – The Tale of Sir Neptune

Jaune and Nora were laughing their asses off for some reason.

"Are they going to be ok?" Saphron asked in concern. "And why did they just suddenly laugh like that?"

"Because they cheat," Zack grumbled. "They snuck a peak at the next one."

"His clairvoyance is still active?" Penny asked. "I thought you got rid of it."

"I reduced the severity of his Gilgameshness," Zack corrected. "That's the only reason he hasn't started hurling out weapons at anything that bothers him."

"And Nora?" Ren asked.

"Nora is Nora, nothing I can do about it," Zack said in resignation. "At least she hasn't drunk any coffee. That's when the Isekai powers act up."

"I'm sorry, the what?" Salem said.

"Not important," Zack said. "Now, we shall observe the adventures of a brave young knight."

"Who?" Coco asked.

Sir Neptune trekked through a treacherous forest in the dark, having ventured for a long time in his quest to seek the Grail.

"It's me!" Neptune said.

"You, an exemplar of chivalry?" Sun said in disbelief.

"Hey, I can be chivalrous," Neptune said.

"Sure you can," Velvet said.

Eventually, he saw a castle nearby, with a glowing Grail on top of it.

"So that's the Grail," Roman said. "Must steal!"

"Shiny! Must steal the shiny!" Emerald drooled.

"It's only a model," Jaune said, then went back to laughing.

"Now I really know what's going to happen," Yang said.

Neptune smiled, having found his quarry and made his way to the castle.

He banged on the castle doors. "Open the door! Open the door! In the name of King Jaune, open the door!"

"King Jaune?" Pyrrha said.

"Oh right, that," Jaune said dismissively.

"You're a king? Again?" Watts said.

"This version of me is... meh," Jaune said. "At least he knows a thing or two about swallows."

"Swallows?" Salem said. "An Anima or Sanus swallow?"

"What does swallows have to do anything?" Cinder asked.

"You have to know these things when you're king," Ozpin said.

The door opened and Neptune collapsed inside. He looked back as the door closed.

"Hello," several voices called out.

Neptune looked up, and saw several nuns looking down at him.

"You lucky bastard!" Tai said, punching the blue-haired boy on his arm.

"That's some treasure," Qrow said.

"Are those all girls?" Summer said. "Is this a convent for nuns?"

"A convent for remarkably young nuns," Raven said.

"Welcome, gentle sir knight," Weiss said. "Welcome to the Castle Anthrax."

"The Castle Anthrax?" Neptune said.

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