RWBY Universal Trailers - Scenes and Clips

Spaceballs

Spaceballs

Cast:

Dark Helmet – Cinder Fall

Colonel Sanders – Arthur Watts

Lone Star – Neptune Varsilles

Barf – Sun Wukong

Princess Vespa – Weiss Schnee

Dot Matrix – Penny Polendina

Radar Technician – Nora Valkryie

"Spaceballs?" Sun said.

"Some of the greatest idiots in the multiverse," Jaune said.

"I'm surprised they haven't blown up their own planet yet," Nora said.

"It was a close-run thing," Zack said. "Shame it never got a sequel."

"Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money," Jaune said.

"So, this will be a funny one I take it?" Ozpin said.

"You bet," Zack said.

A giant spaceship approached a smaller one.

On the bridge of Spaceball One, Colonel Watts and Dark Helmet stood watch as they got withing range of the ship.

"Princess Schnee's vessel within range, sir," Watts said.

"Good," Cinder said. "Fire a warning shot across her nose."

Spaceball One began firing lasers at the smaller ship, shaking the occupants, Princess Weiss and Penny.

"Ah, classic kidnapping and extortion," Junior said.

"Why am I wearing that ridiculous helmet?" Cinder asked.

"And why am I taking orders from you!?" Watts said.

"I like you tie," Tyrian said. "It's very vulgar."

"Weiss is a princess?" Ruby asked.

"Fitting," Blake said.

"Penny's there too," Yang said. "Also, why are you in a wedding dress?"

"How would I know?" Weiss huffed.

"Looks like someone got cold feet at the last minute," Coco said.

"She's escaping an arranged marriage with a narcoleptic," Zack said.

"That sounds understandable," Velvet said.

Weiss took off her earmuffs. "What's going on?"

"It's either the 4th of July, or someone's trying to kill us!" Penny said.

"Hey, I don't have to put up with this," Weiss said. "I'm rich!"

She grabbed the phone.

"What are you doing?" Penny asked.

"I'm calling my grandfather," Weiss said.

"That's such a rich girl thing to say," Nora said.

"This Weiss is a bit..." Pyrrha said.

"Bratty?" Sun said.

"Spoiled?" Cardin said.

"Bitchy?" Mercury said.

"I'm not like that," Weiss huffed.

"So, I take it I'm someone important here?" Nicolas asked.