Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope – Darth Vader vs Qrow Branwen
"So, is it the same one where mom's a supercool Jedi?" Ruby asked.
"The one where she and dad kicked evil ass!" Yang said.
"A few years into the future," Zack said.
"With a reused cast," Nora said.
"Hey, casting is difficult, alright?" Zack said.
"You can't use me all the time after all," Jaune said. "Even though you could."
"Honestly, why are you special?" Mercury asked.
A giant golden portal with several very powerful weapons appeared, pointed right at him.
"Gulp... I take that back," Mercury said, hoping beyond all hope that Jaune was feeling merciful.
Jaune smirked. "I don't know... You did just insult me."
"Arc, put the portal away or I'm compelling your sister to tell everyone stories about your childhood, with corresponding photographic evidence starting with the banana incident," Zack threatened.
"You wouldn't!" Jaune gasped in horror.
"Ooh, this I got to hear," Blake said.
"I remember that day," Saphron began. "It was a cold winter night. I was but seven years old an... MMPH!"
Jaune hastily closed the portal and covered his sister's mouth. He glared at Zack. "You win this round, annoyance."
"Hey, he didn't call you mongrel," Coco said. "Progress."
"I didn't even compel her to start," Zack said, amused.
"Sister's need no reason to tease their younger siblings," Winter said.
"You wouldn't do that to me, right?" Weiss asked nervously.
Winter just smiled at her.
"That's not reassuring at all," Whitley mumbled.
"Anyway, lets get back to the next one," Ozpin said, steering the conversation back on track.
"Well, it a started a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..." Zack started.
"Excuse me, but wouldn't it be more efficient if you just showed us this next world already?" Penny interrupted.
"I suppose so," Zack conceded. "Well, here we go."
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
The Death Star was shown approaching a small blue planet.
"That's no moon."
"It's a space station."
"It's too big to be a space station."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Rooaarr!!!"
"It's a tractor beam! It's pulling us in!"
"I sense a presence I haven't felt since..."
"Beeping."
"She says she's found the main controller to the power beam that's keeping us here."
"The Force will be with you, always."
"Qrow Branwen is here. I must face him. Alone."
"You guys caught whose voices those were?" Summer asked.
"Some of them sounded familiar," Oscar said.

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RWBY Universal Trailers - Scenes and Clips
FanfictionThis is an offshoot of Kyle's RWBY Universal Trailers story. Basically after trailer 30 the cast watch scenes from the trailer worlds they had previously seen.