Monty Python - The Meaning of Life: Live Organ Transplant

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Monty Python - The Meaning of Life: Live Organ Transplant

Cast:

Mr Brown - Cardin Winchester

Mrs Brown - Velvet Scarlatina

John Cleese - Sun Wukong

Graham Chapman - Neptune Vasilias

Eric Idle - Ren Lie

"So, has anyone here ever contemplated the meaning of life?" Jaune asked.

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women," Oscar said.

The others looked at him weirdly.

"I got that from a movie," Oscar said.

"That's what's best in life, not the meaning of life," Nora said.

"Important question," Zack said. "Any of you ever seen one of those organ donation cards?"

"Yup."

"Sure."

"I have one."

"Did you read the fine print?" Jaune asked.

"Why would I do that?" Cardin asked.

"Oh, you'll see," Nora said.

In a nice house, the doorbell was being rung.

"Don't worry, dear!" Cardin said. "I'll get it!"

He opened the door, showing Sun and Neptune outside.

"Yes?" Cardin asked.

"Hello," Sun said. "Uhh, can we have your liver?"

"Uhh... aren't those in the event of death?" Cardin said.

"And since when were you two doctors?" Coco asked.

"Junior detectives or doctors," Yatsuhashi said. "Pick one or the other."

"Who says we can't be both?" Neptune said.

"My what?" Cardin replied.

"Your liver," Sun said. "It's a large, ehh, glandular organ in your abdomen. You know, it's, uh,-- it's reddish-brown. It's sort of, uhh,--"

"Yeah,-- y-- y-- yeah, I know what it is, but... I'm using it, eh," Cardin replied.

"I like where this is going," Ilia said.

"Don't worry," Tyrian said. "It'll grow back."

"No it won't," Watts whispered.

Sun and Neptune shared a look then entered the house.

"Come on, sir," Neptune said and held Cardin to the wall.

"Hey! Hey! Stop!" Cardin protested.

"This is a home invasion!" Cardin protested. "I have my rights!"

"Should have read the fine print, sucker," Velvet said.

"Don't muck us about," Neptune said

Sun searched Cardin, finding his wallet. "Hallo."

"Ge- get off," Cardin said.

"What's this, then? Mmh," Sun said, taking out a card from Cardin's wallet.

"A liver donor's card," Cardin answered.

"Need we say more?" Sun said.

"No!" Neptune said and dragged Cardin over to a table.

"Well, guess they do have the authority to do this," Ironwood said.

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