Miss Cotta's Dragon Maid

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Miss Cotta's Dragon Maid

"Say, Saphron," Zack said. "How would you like to be the main character for a change?"

"Me?" Saphron said. "Wasn't there one where Jaune and I were giant robot pilots?"

"You barely had ten minutes in that," Jaune said.

"I'll throw in your wife too," Zack said.

"Terra?" Saphron said.

"Wonder what this will be about," Ruby said.

Somewhere in a mountain not too far from Argus, a giant eye opened as the sun rose. Several birds flew away from their perch on the creature's snout as it rose up, its head extending over the tree line.

It was a dragon.

The dragon flapped its wings and flew into the air.

"Dragon!" Nora shouted.

"I thought this was about Terra and I?" Saphron said. "What's a dragon got to do with it?"

"Everything," Zack said.

In an apartment building in Argus, a hand reached out to silence an alarm clock. Said hand then went to retrieve the owner's glasses.

"My head hurts," Terra said. "I drank too much."

"Oh, Terra," Saphron sighed.

"Wimp," Qrow scoffed.

"I remember your first hangover," Raven said.

"Who doesn't remember their first hangover?" Tai said.

Salem and Ozpin raised their hands.

"What?" Salem said at the disbelieving looks shot their way.

"That was literally a thousand years ago," Ozpin said.

The dragon flew to the city of Argus, casting a spell to hide itself from human eyes.

"Well, that's concerning," Ironwood said.

"A dragon that can do stealth," Winter said.

"That's terrifying," Clover said.

Terra pulled out a shirt from her closet and got dressed. "Cold!"

The dragon looked down at the city.

"We're with Maid Cade Cozy," a girl dressed as a maid said as she and her friend promoted their business.

"Please stop by."

"We hope you'll visit."

"Oh, one of those cafes," Coco said.

"Those are always fun," Cardin said.

"Blake should work in one," Yang joked.

"Yang!" Blake hissed.

Terra drank some stomach medicine as she prepared to head out for work. "Man... my lower back hurts."

"Such a baby," Saphron said fondly. "She's not even 30."

The dragon landed in front of a very familiar apartment building.

"Ok, what does your wife have to do with a dragon?" Amber asked.

"How should I know!?" Saphron said. And where was she anyway?

Jaune smirked. This was going to be hilarious.

"Today we're running the integration test on that program, huh?" Terra mused as she put on her shoes.

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