I hid a lot of Men in Black quotes throughout this chapter. See if you can find them. As usual, I own nothing.
Cast:
Agent H – Jaune Arc
Agent M – Ruby Rose
The Twins – Melanie & Militia Malachite
Vungus - OC
"So, what's this one about?" Ruby asks.
"Aliens." Zack answered.
"Aliens?!" exclaim the students. The others were interested as well. Aside from the Mortal Kombat world, the worlds they had seen so far didn't have aliens.
"Here, for the past century, the Men in Black was founded in Remnant after the Great War and began as a small and poorly funded government organization devoted to making contact with extraterrestrial life. They were initially seen as a joke, but did make contact with a group of alien refugees on March 2, 1961, outside Vale City.
It was decided to make Remnant an apolitical zone for aliens without a planet, and the organization broke its government ties to become the Men in Black, which became the singular force to conceal and police the aliens that came to Remnant."
That bit of information overwhelmed the audience. Aliens?! A secret organization dedicated to hiding their existence?! What was next? Gods, Demons and beings beyond mortal comprehension?!
"How do they fund themselves?" Ironwood asks, not sure if he liked that bit where they broke off from the government. Non-governmental paramilitary organizations weren't known for morals or responsibility.
"The MiB are supported by the patents they hold on various confiscated alien innovations, including liposuction and velcro." Zack answered, much to their shock.
"Wait, Velcro is an alien invention!" Oscar says, looking at his sneakers that used Velcro.
"Not in your world, but yes it is here."
"Liposuction huh, figures that it was made by aliens." Roman said, the fat removal procedure was weird as hell to him.
"Why all the secrecy?" Saphron asks. "People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." Zack answers.
"True," Raven says, thinking back to how people act when a bandit tribe or Grimm attack their settlements.
Ozpin and Ironwood grudgingly don't refute this. With the Grimm around, the councils had to maintain a delicate balance among the populace, can't let them get too negative otherwise the Grimm would invade in swarms. As Zack said, people were dumb, panicky and dangerous animals that they had to shepherd.
"How can something like this be kept secret?" Ozpin asks. Having kept the existence of magic and Salem secret for centuries from the general population, he knew that it wasn't exactly easy. The only reason the secret hasn't blown yet was because secrecy also aided Salem, so she never tried to reveal herself.
"Let me demonstrate," Zack puts on a pair of sunglasses and makes them appear on everyone's head. Now which poor unfortunate soul deserves to be neutralized?
Team CRDL appear from a portal above the ground. He forgot about them during all this.
"CRDL?!" the others forgot about them too.
"We have been falling for 30 minutes!" Cardin yells out, angry at being forgotten and free falling in an endless pit for half an hour.
"Capital!" Zack says, drawing their attention. Holding up a neuralyzer, it flashes in team CRDL direction, stunning them for a moment.

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RWBY Universal Trailers - Scenes and Clips
FanfictionThis is an offshoot of Kyle's RWBY Universal Trailers story. Basically after trailer 30 the cast watch scenes from the trailer worlds they had previously seen.