𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐲𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝘈𝘔𝘉𝘞

ʚgot7 as haitian uncles at a party.

jaebeom:

• the tonton you see every other year.
• your moms older brother.
• is always LATE to the party.
• manages to have a plak saved just for him.
• always gives his nieces and nephews money.
• "ven dola," he hands you money.
• he's also the player.

mark:

• your moms older brother.
• when you see him he's quiet.
• let that heineken kick in and he's loud asf.
• he will only show up to the party for food.
• mainly for the griot, banan peze, and pikliz.
• he most definitely has a secret family in haiti that nobody knows about.

jinyoung:

• he's the tonton that loves haiti more than america.
• absolutely hates moun blan.
• your dads older brother.
• acts like he hates his nieces and nephews but loves them.
• always listening to the drama and tea going on within the family.
• will give a stank face to those he doesn't like.
• "gade figi neg la," he ducks his teeth.

jackson:

• the tonton that acts a type of way when you don't salye him.
• "pouksa ou pa salye m?"
• your dads little brother.
• tonton travels to haiti and america as if he was going to the nearest publix.
• prefers the parties to have no kids, but wants the 'bel ti fanms' to be there.

youngjae:

• the tonton everyone loves.
• the kids and other people around the block love him.
• the nice tonton.
• is always over at haiti over the summer or whenever he can go.
• he is usually at the party early to help cook or if he's not at the party he's at bible study.
• stays to help clean.

bambam:

• the tonton that goes to haiti to show off, but is always giving back to his home town.
• acts like he's broke whenever he's around his family members.
• has a good paying job.
• loves to show off his outfits at the parties.
• always overdressing.
• he's your moms little brother.
• always first in line when they're serving food.
• when he was younger, he used to get a lot of batons everyday.

yugyeom:

• the slow tonton.
• he has never been to haiti.
• but somehow has so many fake stories about going to haiti.
• your dads little brother.
• acts like he's young.
• always asking his nieces and nephews if they have a significant other yet.
• once zouk la se sel medikaman comes on, that dance floor belongs to him.
• he's one of the chill tontons.
• you'll catch him either dancing or drinking, or doing both at the same time.