*Cries*
This makes me hurt.
Who made this fucking abomination. LOOK AT IT. IT'S A FUCKING MONSTROSITY.I'M SO PISSED, I'M GONNA EXACTLY DESCRIBE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS MAP
- THE TROPIC OF CANCER IS ABSURDLY LOW.
-THE TROPIC OF CAPRICORN IS HIGHER THAN IT SHOULD BE.
- THE EQUATOR IS WRONG.
- THE CAPITAL OF BRAZIL IS NOT FUCKIN SÃO PAULO
-SOUTH AMERICA IS TERRIBLY DEFORMED. BRAZIL IS SMALLER THAN IT SHOULD BE.
— E U R O P E.
— GERMANY AND BERLIN IS IN THE MIDDLE OF RUSSIA
— RUSSIA AND MOSCOW IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, ALMOST IN SIBERIA
—WHY IS LONDON IN SCOTLAND
—THE KOREAN PENISULA LOOKS LIKE CHINA'S DICK
— South Africa. Just, no. Cape Town is coastal. And they didn't even try on Africa.
— AFRICA IS DEFORMED.
— THE "MAP" CUT OFF A PART OF RUSSIA AND IT'S NOT ALASKA.
— WHAT IS HAPPENING IN CANADA/US???? WHY SO MANY SPOTS???
— Mexico is just... Sightly longer and thinner. I hate it.
— FLORIDA SHOULDN'T BE AMERICA'S LIMP DICK
— The Bahamas shouldn't be that close to Florida.
— MADRID ISN'T THAT CLOSE TO FRANCE
—PARIS REPLACED BRUSSELS (Belgium) APPARENTLY.
— Rome Isn't Munich. Even if shouldn't be Rome.
— Pretty sure Atlanta isn't the US Capital.
—WHERE IS DC
— New Zealand is pretty much non existent
— TAIWAN ISN'T LAND CONNECTED TO CHINA WHAT THE FUCK
— Sri Lanka and India aren't land connected.
— Instanbul is not a coastal city anymore apparently.
— Italy is skinnier than a anorexic girl.
— Cyprus is so deformed it looks like a potato
— Pretty sure they missed where Warsaw is.
—Berlin isn't Hamburg.
— the lakes in Africa are wrong.
Is this enough
YOU ARE READING
S t u f f
FanfictionI literally just made this for the face reveal. I might stuff some headcannons in it or something.