Tommy(in exile): I'm a miserable failure
Dream: Yeah, you are
Tommy: I've failed at life
Dream: Yeah, you have
Tommy: I could use some words of encouragement
Dream: Yeah, you could
_-_NEXT_-_
Techno: How come when I have fun it's considered wrong?
Quackity: That's cause people die when you have fun
_-_NEXT_-_
Grian: My wrist hurts
Rendog: Why you've been at the hospital all day cause you broke your ankle
Grian: I had to write 'I will not be stupid and hurt myself ever again' like a million times
Rendog: Who made you do that
Iskall: Me
Rendog: ...
Iskall: It had to be done
_-_NEXT_-_
Tubbo: It's really muggy outside today
Phil: I swear to god if I go outside and there's a bunch of mugs on the lawn I'm going to kill you
Tubbo: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
_-_NEXT_-_
Ant: It's kinda cold out here
Velvet: Here, take my jacket
Ant: Thank you!
Velvet: we are such a perfect couple
Quackity:(Looking at Sapnap) I'm cold too
Sapnap: Well damn, Q, I can't control the weather!
_-_NEXT_-_
Quackity: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?!
Sapnap: *Crouches down*
Karl: *Gets down on his knees*
Quackity:
Quackity: I will kill both of you in your sleep
_-_NEXT_-_
Sapnap: I'm 50% fashion, 70% skills, and 80% animal abuse
George: That's 200...
Sapnap: Yeah, I'm twice the man you'll ever be
_-_NEXT_-_
Bad: Wanna talk about it?
Skeppy: (Facedown on the floor crying) Bold of you to assume something is wrong
Father dearest i telling me to get off, adios!!!