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I said it ended but Ponk my beloved

Also I missed you all


Ponk, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Sam: But – that's just a trash can.
Ponk: It sure is!


_-_NEXT_-_


Ponk: Bill Nye is out on vacation, I am Bill Nein
Sam: Hey can I go use the bathro—
Ponk: N E I N


_-_NEXT_-_


Ponk, rollerblading into Puffy's therapy office this week with sunglasses and a diet coke: Puffy, you're not gonna fucking believe this


_-_NEXT_-_


George: What are you guys doing?

Ponk, Sapnap, Sam, Antfrost, and Boomer: *all taking a quiz to see what kind of pop tart they are*

Ponk: Important stuff


_-_NEXT_-_


Ponk: Lmao i wonder what'll happen if i light this thing on fire

Ponk: *lights thing on fire*

*the thing is on fire*

Ponk: incredible


_-_NEXT_-_


Sam: People always ask me how I control this damned place. The truth is that I have no control over this group at all. This morning, Ponk called my name and I went to see what was going on, then Hannah shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

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