Ant: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Red: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Ant: Absolutely not.
_-_NEXT_-_
Ant: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Red: You mean literally or figuratively?
Ant: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet: *Gets down on one knee*
Ant: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Velvet: *Falls over*
Ant: The poison is kicking in.
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Ant: How?
Velvet: How what?
Ant: How could they be worse?
Velvet: They couldn't, I lied.
Ant:
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet: Ant! My face is on fire!
Ant: Velvet! Are you ok?!
Velvet: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Ant: But your face is on fire.
Velvet: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet: So are we flirting right now?
Ant: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Velvet: That doesn't answer my question
(I've already done this one but who gives two shits)
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Ant: You? Magic? Velvet, it says talent show.
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Ant: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
_-_NEXT_-_
Velvet: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Ant: What did you do?
Velvet: Nobody died.
Ant: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
