Puffy: Why is Drista so sad?
Dream: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Puffy: And...?
Drista: They got DreamXD.
_-_NEXT_-_
Puffy, Drista, and Dream are sitting on a bench
DreamXD: Why do you guys look so sad?
Puffy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*DreamXD sits down*
Drista: The bench is freshly painted.
_-_NEXT_-_
*Family's reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Puffy: Thanks fam!
Drista: oh no
Dream: *cries* I love you too
DreamXD: Sounds fake but okay
Mamacita: *A flustered mess*
Foolish: can i get a refund
_-_NEXT_-_
Foolish: Croissants: dropped
Drista: Road: works ahead
Dream: BBQ sauce: on my titties
DreamXD: Shavacado: fre
Mamacita: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Puffy:
Puffy, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
_-_NEXT_-_
*The family is over at Puffy's house*
Drista: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Puffy: ... N-No...
Puffy, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Drista, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Dream: I see a-
Puffy, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Drista: Oh, well I-
Puffy: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Puffy, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
DreamXD: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Mamacita: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Puffy: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Puffy: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Puffy, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Puffy: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Foolish, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Puffy:
Drista: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Puffy:
Puffy, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
_-_NEXT_-_
Drista: Rules are made to be broken.
Puffy: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Dream: Uh, piñatas.
DreamXD: Glow sticks.
Mamacita: Karate boards.
Foolish: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Drista: Rules.
Puffy:
_-_NEXT_-_
'Can I copy the homework?'
Puffy: I can help you with it!
Foolish: Yeah, sure.
Dream: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
DreamXD: lol nope.
Mamacita: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Drista: *Read 5:55pm*
_-_NEXT_-_
Puffy: We need to distract these guys
Drista: Leave it to me
Drista: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Dream, DreamXD, and Mamacita: *Immediately begin arguing*
Foolish, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
_-_NEXT_-_
Puffy: Drista... How do I begin to explain Drista?
Dream: Drista is flawless.
DreamXD: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Mamacita: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Foolish: One time they punched me in the face... it was awfull.
_-_NEXT_-_
Puffy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Drista: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Puffy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Dream: Actually I did the math, Drista would have $225, not $0.15.
Drista: Fam I'm right here....
DreamXD: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Puffy: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
DreamXD: Sorry I only have a dollar
Puffy: :(
Dream: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Drista would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
DreamXD: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Dream: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Mamacita: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Dream: Apply juice to what
Foolish: Directly to the forehead
Drista: Great chat everyone
